99 words for boobs on FunnyOrDie.com
My favorites from the video: “Gerber’s servers,” “Midget Ear muff” and “jogging partners” however they did miss..
“rack”
“guns”
“navies”
h/t: Yapdogg
(click on post title, or here, for the rest)What’s the world coming to when a naked woman with a “compact toned body” can be found walking down the street in Santa Monica?
Fortunately an alert and camera-equipped passerby sent a tip to Independent Sources. (And guys, we are still awaiting the high-resolution photos shot from the front.)
I am reviving the Draft Pandora Peaks movement for Election 2008. She is at least as viable a candidate as Ron Paul, Stephen Colbert, Tom Tancredo, Duncan Hunter, and (at this point) Fred Thompson plus she is a hell of a lot more decorative.
I need a nifty little graphic to put here […]
(click on post title, or here, for the rest)Well, some women anyway
Source: Testosterona
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If they had told me I could use math for things like this I would have paid more attention in High School Algebra:
Jessica Alba, the film actress, has the ultimate sexy strut, according to a team of Cambridge mathematicians.
The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into […]
In the minds of some people, there is no better use of computers than helping people like Keira Knightley fill roles that they might otherwise not get because of, um, physical limitations. Any decent history buff knows that Guinevere had bigger boobs that Keira which might have kept movie goers away from the picture. But […]
(click on post title, or here, for the rest)It is indeed the summer of sequels, Shrek III, Pirates III, Fantastic Four II, so why not Lohan Bust V. Lohan who once dominated media coverage because of her increasingly prominent figure is now almost solely identified with her inability to get her act together. Less than a month after her PR goons trumpeted her […]
(click on post title, or here, for the rest)Remember the Bikini car wash? Now we have bikini lawn care.
Tiger Time Lawn Care has been on the books for only three months but their offer to cut lawns in bikinis is already catching on.
Ladies are cutting lawns wearing bikinis, offering more attention to your lawn than it has ever seen.
Blair Beckman, 21-years-old, said […]
On the way to bagging the top Latino Democrats of California, Mirthala Salinas updated her image from a basic ’school teacher’ look to the sutry, sexy, ‘come hither,’ ‘I’ll give you a night you’ll never forget’ look on the left.
Our complete coverage of the Villaraigosa-Salinas affair is here.
UPDATE: Mirthala suspended. Telemundo avoids ‘nuclear option’.
Photo sources […]
Dear Independent Sources:
Please run another Melissa Theuriau photo.
Signed,
Steve Slater
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Dear Steve:
Done.
Independent Sources
Photo Source: The (always worthwhile) Bastardly
(click on post title, or here, for the rest)From Reuters:
A Singapore radio station was fined for organizing a contest in which women were asked to remove their bra as quickly as possible from under their clothes.
Singapore’s Media Development Authority said state-owned MediaCorp Radio would be fined S$15,000 ($9,800) for broadcasting “exploitative and inappropriate content” in its program “No Bra Days with the Muttons” […]
The Times they are a-changing…
Employing the ‘if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” strategy against blogs, The Los Angeles Times published a Front Page story on Allison Stokke with photos.
Allison Stokke
It’s hard to imagine this happening prior to the Tribune takeover but in the midst of declining revenues, who can blame them? People aren’t exactly […]
Google, Technorati and others are reporting an unprecedented volume of searches for variants of “Allison Stokke”. Who is she? A little digging shows that she is an accomplished pole vaulter at Newport Harbor High…
Newport Harbor sophomore Allison Stokke cleared 13-4 (source)
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and an interview on YouTube.
No one is certain how the Stokke mania got started but […]
It appears that Michelle Manhart has worked her way into the news again, by once again getting naked.
It should be noted that Manhart is only a celebrity because she took her clothes off and not because she did anything particularly worthy of getting attention. Now, because of her celebrity status, PETA has asked her […]
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