" />

Archive for the 'Pantheon of Greatness' Category

Halle Berry 7 months away from becoming America’s Top MILF

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007 by Insider

Who would have thought that Angela Jolie would have company in the upper echelons of uber-MILFdom? Short of Jessica Alba getting knocked up, there are very few contenders to being this country’s #1 MILF.
Today comes the news however that the 41-year old smokin’ hot Halle Berry is expecting leaving numerous dads (and even a […]

(click on post title, or here, for the rest)

Independent Sources responds to reader request for more Melissa Theuriau

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007 by Insider

Dear Independent Sources:
Please run another Melissa Theuriau photo.
Signed,
Steve Slater
++++
Dear Steve:
Done.
Independent Sources

Photo Source: The (always worthwhile) Bastardly

(click on post title, or here, for the rest)

Swimsuit Model To Host Local News

Monday, June 11th, 2007 by Chad

Outrage expressed over lack of credibility
Former swimsuit model, WWE Diva, and Barker’s Beauty, Lauren Jones is scheduled to begin hosting the local news in Tyler, TX as part of the new Fox reality show “Anchorwoman”. Predictably people are too stupid to recognize a good thing when they see it:

NEW YORK — An upcoming Fox […]

(click on post title, or here, for the rest)

LA Times Discovers The Smokin’ Hot Prep Pole Vaulter Allison Stokke

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007 by Insider

The Times they are a-changing…
Employing the ‘if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” strategy against blogs, The Los Angeles Times published a Front Page story on Allison Stokke with photos.

Allison Stokke
It’s hard to imagine this happening prior to the Tribune takeover but in the midst of declining revenues, who can blame them? People aren’t exactly […]

(click on post title, or here, for the rest)

More Melissa Theuriau - Just because you can never have too much Melissa Theuriau

Sunday, September 10th, 2006 by Chad

I think there should be an all Melissa Theuriau all the time channel. I am going to write my local cable company and suggest it. Or better yet fire Katie Couric and have Melissa take over the CBS News, most of us won’t know what she is talking about but who cares.

Technorati […]

(click on post title, or here, for the rest)

Look what is the #1 Cult on Cultspace

Thursday, September 7th, 2006 by Insider

Yes, that’s right. The Church of the Smokin’ Hot French Newscaster is #1.
Complete list here.
Cultspace lets you create your own cult and then build it up via pacts with other cults or tear it down by waging war on them. Let us know if you form a cult and we’ll team up with you.
tags: melissa […]

(click on post title, or here, for the rest)

Church of the Smoking Hot French Newscaster

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006 by Insider

Yes, there is now a cult based on Melissa Theuriau aptly named The Church of the Smoking Hot French Newscaster. As of this writing it had over 1400 13,000 76,000 “members.”
If you are interested in creating your own cult (as we did with Melissa) visit our cult and then sign up to create your own. […]

(click on post title, or here, for the rest)

Hajjiinets - A perfect example of why America kicks butt!

Monday, June 26th, 2006 by Chad

Imagine, you are sitting in a 120 degree desert, hostile people who all have moustaches are shooting at you, you’re bored and you want to surf some porn, unfortunately the US Army only allows you 15 minutes of internet access a day. What do you do? You say screw it and establish a […]

(click on post title, or here, for the rest)

Melissa Theuriau to host CBS’s “60 Minutes”?

Monday, June 5th, 2006 by Chad

Well no, not really, but in today’s Daily News it is reported that Les Moonves is trying to appeal to a younger audience by bringing fresh blood such as Lara Logan.

Ms. Logan is certainly attractive, and according to the Daily News not above showing a little skin:
“some of the show’s veteran producers are suspicious of […]

(click on post title, or here, for the rest)

Everything is big in Texas, especially smokin’ hot French newscaster Melissa Theuriau

Friday, May 26th, 2006 by Insider

Move over Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, Texans increasingly favor hot French newscasters … and who wouldn’t?

Looking at Google Trends data shows a stronger than expected following in the Lone Star state. In fact, 4 out of the top 5 U.S. cities searching for Miss Theuriau are in Texas. We’ll let you draw your own conclusions […]

(click on post title, or here, for the rest)

Proving she is not just a figment of our collective imaginations - Melissa Theuriau in action

Monday, May 15th, 2006 by Chad

In the interest of helping Insider improve Franco-American relations I offer this video of Smokin Hot French Anchor Woman Melissa Theuriau.
Ignore the cheesy soft porn music and the fact that you can’t understand a word she says.
The same site has the Smokin Hot Univision Host Sofia Vegara for your viewing pleasure.

Technorati tags: Melissa […]

(click on post title, or here, for the rest)

France #1 Export: Melissa Theuriau

Monday, May 15th, 2006 by Insider

It is possible that French Newscaster Melissa Theuriau has done more to improve American attitudes on France and French culture than any other living person.

Say what you want about the Eiffel Tower, the Louvre, or Parisian street cafes, but for many Internet searchers Melissa would be #1 on any trip taken to Gaul. Even […]

(click on post title, or here, for the rest)

Melissa Theuriau Falls Into Bath, News At 11

Monday, May 8th, 2006 by A Senior Administration Official

Mediagrove pointed us to this interview with our favorite newscaster, Melissa Theuriau. Google’s translation may be suspect …
TV-leisures: You are very young. How did you fall into the bath from the presentation?
Mélissa Theuriau: The antenna was offered to me, very naturally. However, I had never dreamed some. Three years ago, I worked with LCI, the […]

(click on post title, or here, for the rest)

When Hot French Anchorwomen Go Topless, Independent Sources’ Action News Desk Is There

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 by A Senior Administration Official

We take our obligation to cover Southern California news seriously. So when we learned that there are topless photos of French news babe Melissa Theuriau in the new edition of the French magazine Voici, we thought about our mission statement, our strategy, and the photos’ complete irrelevance to them. How could we fit the new […]

(click on post title, or here, for the rest)

Melissa Theuriau: Smoking Hot French Anchorwoman Covers Riots and Stuff

Thursday, November 10th, 2005 by Insider

[Update: for info on the March 2006 topless photos, go to this post.]
Independent Sources is a serious (and well-written) blog covering current events, California politics, and economics. We have recently had two very well received posts (one on hot lesbian Carolina Panther cheerleaders and the other on smoking hot lingerie modeling for homeless youths). While […]

(click on post title, or here, for the rest)