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Archive for the 'Pantheon of Greatness' Category

Why Title 9 Matters, and Why Women’s Sports Matters to Us All

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 by Insider

Exhibit A: Simola Halep

No, she is not a product of the Women’s U.S. Collegiate System but if we are going to grow our own versions then we need to insure proper funding. For that you need to see Exhibit B: Allison Stokke

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Look Who Got Herself All Knocked Up

Thursday, November 20th, 2008 by Insider

Due to an ill-timed restraining order we had to back off our 7/24 coverage of Melissa Theuriau. Fortunately said restrictions did not apply to our friends at Moonage Daydream who discovered that the smokin’ hot newscaster is pregnant (Not safe for work or for those who can’t handle a topless smoking hot pregnant newscaster)!
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Look Who Got Herself All Knocked Up

Thursday, November 20th, 2008 by Insider

Due to an ill-timed restraining order we had to back off our 7/24 coverage of Melissa Theuriau. Fortunately said restrictions did not apply to our friends at Moonage Daydream who discovered that the smokin’ hot newscaster is pregnant (Not safe for work or for those who can’t handle a topless smoking hot pregnant newscaster)!
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Halle Berry 7 months away from becoming America’s Top MILF

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007 by Insider

Who would have thought that Angela Jolie would have company in the upper echelons of uber-MILFdom? Short of Jessica Alba getting knocked up, there are very few contenders to being this country’s #1 MILF.
Today comes the news however that the 41-year old smokin’ hot Halle Berry is expecting leaving numerous dads (and even a [...]

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Independent Sources responds to reader request for more Melissa Theuriau

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007 by Insider

Dear Independent Sources:
Please run another Melissa Theuriau photo.
Signed,
Steve Slater
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Dear Steve:
Done.
Independent Sources

Photo Source: The (always worthwhile) Bastardly

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Independent Sources responds to reader request for more Melissa Theuriau

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007 by Insider

Dear Independent Sources:
Please run another Melissa Theuriau photo.
Signed,
Steve Slater
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Dear Steve:
Done.
Independent Sources

Photo Source: The (always worthwhile) Bastardly

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Swimsuit Model To Host Local News

Monday, June 11th, 2007 by Chad

Outrage expressed over lack of credibility
Former swimsuit model, WWE Diva, and Barker’s Beauty, Lauren Jones is scheduled to begin hosting the local news in Tyler, TX as part of the new Fox reality show “Anchorwoman”. Predictably people are too stupid to recognize a good thing when they see it:

NEW YORK — An upcoming Fox [...]

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LA Times Discovers The Smokin’ Hot Prep Pole Vaulter Allison Stokke

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007 by Insider

The Times they are a-changing…
Employing the ‘if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” strategy against blogs, The Los Angeles Times published a Front Page story on Allison Stokke with photos.

Allison Stokke
It’s hard to imagine this happening prior to the Tribune takeover but in the midst of declining revenues, who can blame them? People aren’t exactly [...]

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More Melissa Theuriau – Just because you can never have too much Melissa Theuriau

Sunday, September 10th, 2006 by Chad

I think there should be an all Melissa Theuriau all the time channel. I am going to write my local cable company and suggest it. Or better yet fire Katie Couric and have Melissa take over the CBS News, most of us won’t know what she is talking about but who cares.

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More Melissa Theuriau – Just because you can never have too much Melissa Theuriau

Sunday, September 10th, 2006 by Chad

I think there should be an all Melissa Theuriau all the time channel. I am going to write my local cable company and suggest it. Or better yet fire Katie Couric and have Melissa take over the CBS News, most of us won’t know what she is talking about but who cares.

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Look what is the #1 Cult on Cultspace

Thursday, September 7th, 2006 by Insider

Yes, that’s right. The Church of the Smokin’ Hot French Newscaster is #1.
Complete list here.
Cultspace lets you create your own cult and then build it up via pacts with other cults or tear it down by waging war on them. Let us know if you form a cult and we’ll team up with you.
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Church of the Smoking Hot French Newscaster

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006 by Insider

Yes, there is now a cult based on Melissa Theuriau aptly named The Church of the Smoking Hot French Newscaster. As of this writing it had over 1400 13,000 76,000 “members.”
If you are interested in creating your own cult (as we did with Melissa) visit our cult and then sign up to create your own. [...]

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Hajjiinets – A perfect example of why America kicks butt!

Monday, June 26th, 2006 by Chad

Imagine, you are sitting in a 120 degree desert, hostile people who all have moustaches are shooting at you, you’re bored and you want to surf some porn, unfortunately the US Army only allows you 15 minutes of internet access a day. What do you do? You say screw it and establish a [...]

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Melissa Theuriau to host CBS’s “60 Minutes”?

Monday, June 5th, 2006 by Chad

Well no, not really, but in today’s Daily News it is reported that Les Moonves is trying to appeal to a younger audience by bringing fresh blood such as Lara Logan.

Ms. Logan is certainly attractive, and according to the Daily News not above showing a little skin:
“some of the show’s veteran producers are suspicious of [...]

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Everything is big in Texas, especially smokin’ hot French newscaster Melissa Theuriau

Friday, May 26th, 2006 by Insider

Move over Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, Texans increasingly favor hot French newscasters … and who wouldn’t?

Looking at Google Trends data shows a stronger than expected following in the Lone Star state. In fact, 4 out of the top 5 U.S. cities searching for Miss Theuriau are in Texas. We’ll let you draw your own conclusions [...]

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