Archive for the 'Loons' Category
Sunday, February 18th, 2007 by Insider
The Three Looks of Britney: Hot Teen, Krishna Convert, and Huge-Ass Necked Tabloid Fodder
While this is not the first time that Britney has shaved herself where most others don’t, it’s pretty clear that Britney is losing it. Too bad too. Why? Well, let’s have a reminder of what she looked like in the pre-Sinead O’Connor […]
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Friday, February 16th, 2007 by Insider
Hard to imagine that there is any aspect of the Anna Nicole Smith story under-reported though I have to admit that I enjoy the respite the daily plot twists give me from the otherwise dominant coverage of Iraq, global warming, UTLA, …
This is from the latest email dispatch from Popbitch:
Among a cast of […]
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Saturday, February 10th, 2007 by Chad
Since Insider beat me to the Anna Nicole Smith story I had to go find something stupid to make up for it.
Over at digg there is an article about another nutball trying to avoid paying taxes by disputing the legality of the income tax.
This is pretty common and the courts consistently rule against […]
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Tuesday, February 6th, 2007 by Insider
Pop Quiz: Which one of the gals below is a NASA astronaut and which one is a love-sick, psychotic b*tch from hell?
It was a trick question: they’re both psychotic nut cases and if you are a man you are best to stay clear unless you want to find your pet rabbit in the cooker or […]
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Monday, February 5th, 2007 by Insider
Some fathers raise their voices, some give the big stare down, others (like Summer Redstone) just write you out of the family trust, but “Love Story” actor Ryan O’Neal prefers the more direct method when it comes to dealing his semi-psychotic son, Griffin. In the 80’s O’Neal knocked two of Griffin’s front teeth […]
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Thursday, February 1st, 2007 by Insider
Got drugs?
Photo set from Bastardly.
Note: some photos have been doctored for effect but to be honest the original photographs are in fact scarier. What happened to sweet and wholesome?
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Sunday, January 14th, 2007 by Insider
A sex tape with Dustin Diamond, AKA Screech from ‘Saved by the Bell,’ has surfaced in which the former TV star cavorts with two unidentified women. TMZ has a lame “preview“.
Other than the oddity of it all, is there anyone out there who has really wanted to see Screech naked, let alone doing the dirty […]
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Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007 by Insider
A young Pakistani boy who tried to copy the televised execution scenes from the execution video of Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein hanged himself resulting in his death.
Mubashar Ali, 9, was aided by his elder sister, 10, after tying a rope to a ceiling fan and his neck in his home.
The father of the deceased boy […]
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Thursday, December 28th, 2006 by Insider
Penis Pump Picture
The pompous “penis-pumper” who pounded the prohibited pornographic part on his peter while presiding proceedings, proposes his prosecution be pell-melled and pines for his personal pension payment though he’s in prison for prurient presentation in public. He was previously passed for parole and the probability at the next pass is puny.
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Friday, December 22nd, 2006 by Insider
This is so freakin’ sick that I’m having trouble holding it together man. The story comes via Moon and in short strokes this mother sold her daughter to a molester 200 times over a year period from the time the little girl was 9 until she was 11. She actually held her daughter down while […]
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Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 by Insider
China Arnold: Arrested Killing her One Month Old Child
There is no humor in this story, just the continuing saga of people who should not be allowed to reproduce. China’s defense is that the baby sitter did it, an excuse disputed by the father of the child.
“The baby sitter ain’t had nothing to do with it.”
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Saturday, November 4th, 2006 by Insider
Kanye West: Losing at MTV Europe Music Awards
Upset that he didn’t win the best video at the MTV Europe Music Awards, rapper (and Katrina relief expert) Kanye West crashed the stage and cussed through a mindless tirade stating he deserved the award for his video “Touch the Sky”:
“F*ck dis! (My video) cost a million dollars, […]
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Friday, November 3rd, 2006 by Insider
Danny Rouse, Two-Time Child Killer
Ever wonder why neighborhoods rise up in anger when they learn a parolee of a violent crime is in their midst? Would you? Some would tell you that parolees have served their time and these NIMBYs are both unfair and unjust. Of course people are welcome to their opinions even when […]
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Friday, October 13th, 2006 by Insider
Students and faculty at Gallaudet University are protesting the appointment of university provost Dr. Jane K. Fernandes. They claim that the hiring of the new president, though considered qualified by the selection committee, is a form of “oppression” and “discrimination” because, while deaf, she is not deaf enough. By most definitions, their stance is the […]
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Friday, October 13th, 2006 by A Senior Administration Official
The United Teachers Los Angeles is the collective bargaining agent for teachers in the LAUSD. As a bonus, they have a foreign policy.
The LA Daily News reported this week that “On Oct. 14, the L.A. chapter of the Movement for a Democratic Society was to hold a rally and Israeli boycott, divestment and sanctions […]
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