A Washington woman was arrested last week following two car crashes and registered a whopping .47 blood-alcohol content on a breath test — nearly six times the legal intoxication threshold and possibly a state record. Yes, by herself she drank enough to put the starting five (plus the “6th man”) in jail for intoxication.

Deana F. […]

It’s ironic that Scientologists are going to VA when the very teachings of their “church” is against the psychiatric treatment that Cho needed and might have averted the tragedy. In fact, if Scientologists had been in touch with Cho before the massacre they would have likely prescribed vitamins as they did with another psychotic killer, […]

We’re not writing about the VT massacre but as a public service here is a link to someone who is doing a very good job of covering it. For the 5 people in the world who haven’t yet seen the video below which Psy-Cho mailed to NBC we’ve embedded it below. (The package arrived only […]

Firemanperson Steve Cole
Sometimes the funniest stuff can be found in police reports.
While we don’t want to kick a guy person while they are down, especially a public service employee, this story warrants the exposure.
The photos above and below are of Steven S. Cole, 46, Waynesville, Ohio, a volunteer fireman firefighter who was arrested after a […]

Sub Headline: The Real Reason New Orleans is F’d-up
What chance does this 2-year old have with a “father” like this. The only good news is that it’s hard to imagine that “dad” won’t be back in the big house before too long though it’s hard to imagine what “mom” is like if this is […]

Who would have thought that they need to put those “Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work” stickers in a dentist office? And we’re not talking about in the bathroom. Here’s the story:
A British dentist was found guilty Thursday of urinating in his surgery sink and using dental tools meant for patients to clean […]

and no one notices until (s)he is arrested. Then the 14 year old girlfriend’s family claims that (s)he assualted and sexually molested the girlfriend.
EVERETT - An Everett woman who posed as a teenage boy was arrested Sunday for allegedly molesting a 14-year-old girl who believed the older woman was her boyfriend.
Lorelei Josephine Corpuz, 30, […]

In an effort to attract more mainstream readers, we are absolutely not going to cover this story. It is simply too disturbing. Why would anyone write about a 20-year-old man (let’s call him Bryan James Hathaway) who just received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer?
Unfortunately it’s not his […]

“Where’s my $2 mill?”
Some will consider it greed, others will think it just a stunt to remind people that’s she’s not dead (yet), others will say that Carol Burnett wouldn’t have done something so inane unless she’s already suffering from dementia. For those of you who don’t know, Burnett filed a $2-million copyright infringement […]

Alexander Craig After Having His Ass Tasered
This is a tale of a very stupid man. Like many stupid men his story ends with him getting a well-deserved tasering. Alexander Craig of Colorado Springs called 911 at least six times to tell them that he was drunk and dared the police to find him and […]

Under pressure from the normal collection of activists who dominant policy in the People’s Republic of Santa Monica, the city has begun providing birth control to rodents in an effort to control the burgeoning squirrel population. Whereas pretty much any other city in the world (excluding Berkeley) would just trap the little varmits, Santa Monica […]

As with many murder cases, once the legal wrangling between defense and prosecution shifts into high gear everyone forgets what the case is all about. In Holly Ashcraft’s trial, the fact is that she tossed one (and most likely two) newborns into trash dumpsters. Normally, there would be the victim’s family standing in front of […]

Rosie Costello, 46, admitted in U.S. District Court that she collected more than $280,000 in benefits, beginning in the mid-1980s by having her two children fake retardation starting when they were 4 and 8 years old.
Her now grown son, Pete, 26, pleaded guilty earlier this month. Federal prosecutors in Seattle said Monday authorities had not […]

In a word, creepy.

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The Three Looks of Britney: Hot Teen, Krishna Convert, and Huge-Ass Necked Tabloid Fodder
While this is not the first time that Britney has shaved herself where most others don’t, it’s pretty clear that Britney is losing it. Too bad too. Why? Well, let’s have a reminder of what she looked like in the pre-Sinead O’Connor […]