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Archive for the 'Loons' Category

Second Life Makers Not Sure If Bestiality is Perverted

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 by Insider

Second Life has a clause in the TOS that allows it to prohibit any behavior that is “broadly offensive.” Also, it appears that bestiality is occurring in Second Life. If bestiality isn’t perverted then (in my book) nothing is. From the Second Life Herald:

Where do I find animals in Second Life who want to […]

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Do people really need to be warned by the government not inject hair tonic into their penises?

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 by Insider

All I can think is “what in the world were they thinking?”.
From Metro (UK) :
Authorities in Cambodia warned men on Tuesday against do-it-yourself penis enlargement treatments, in the aftermath of a case in which a man killed himself because of the side-effects of a botched enlargement attempt.
The man reportedly had been injecting hair tonic […]

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9/11 Truth Alert - Computer Simulation Shows WTC Collapsed From Controlled Demolition

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 by Chad

Oh wait, No it doesn’t. Computer simulation shows hijacked planes crashed through the twin towers, stripping fireproofing materials from the steel columns and eventually leading to their collapse.
JUST LIKE EVERY NORMAL PERSON IN THE WORLD THOUGHT!
The 3-D animation, part of a Purdue study that took 2½ half years to complete, could help […]

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Holly Ashcraft Attorney: Tossing Babies Into Trash Cans Is Not Wrong

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 by Insider

Holly ““The Trash Can Killer” Ashcraft
From the KCBS News coverage of Holly’s legal wrangling: “Her attorney contends the 23-year old did nothing wrong.”
Ashcraft’s attorney Mark Geragos “There is no evidence that there was any kind of abuse…. Nothing was done to harm the infant.”
We beg to differ.
Holly has admitted to getting knocked up yet again, […]

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Nothing ‘honorable’ about 425 pound judge that likes to throw her weight around

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 by Insider

District Judge Elizabeth Halverson
“Vile, angry, degrading to anyone within her path”
We are talking about District Judge Elizabeth Halverson who might be one of the worst sitting judges ever. According to the blog Anything and Everything:
Halverson spent nine years as a fairly lowly law clerk. Was fired. Ran for one judgeship and remarkably won on […]

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Who says you can’t rekindle love? Joey and Amy back together

Sunday, May 20th, 2007 by Insider

It’s a classic romantic tale…

boy meets (underage) girl, girl shoots boy’s wife in the face, boy and girl go to jail. Girl marries another man and has two kids. Man meets other woman and has kids. Both divorce. Finally boy and girl reunite for a cheesey TV tabloid show and profess love…

Yes Amy Fisher […]

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Uri Geller’s psychic powers can’t help him from looking like a clueless jerk

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007 by Insider

In the 70s, Uri Geller, an annoying fraud who claimed to be a spoon-bending psychic was all over late night television. Despite numerous debunkings it took years for his popularity to finally wane. Like most people, I had forgotten about him until he misused the DMCA to attempt to get an unflattering video taken […]

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Bad Parenting Florida Style

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 by Insider

Bad Parent: Shayla Muldrow
Shayla Muldrow boarded a kids school bus on March 2, and demanded to know which child had slapped her 9-year-old daughter. After a 10-year-old girl raised her hand, police say Muldrow told her daughter to go back there and “handle your business,” which is code in the Muldrow family for go kick […]

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Drunk Student Beaten by Giraffe

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 by Insider

It’s not every day that one gets to write a headline like this.

Ruta Greiciute, a 22-year-old student at Kaunas Technology University, was hospitalized with a broken collar bone and nose after the 9-year-old male giraffe, named Solut, attacked her [after she and two friends climbed into the giraffed cage after having a few drinks].
Sweet.
tag: drunk […]

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Top 5 Ways Tom Sizemore Could Have Avoided Arrest

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 by Insider

Tom didn’t have to get busted again
Tom Sizemore has been arrested again. Here are the top 5 ways he could have avoided this fate.
#1. Stay away from Bakersfield, California when high. (Central valley police have little better to do other than bust Hollywood drug addicts. Just watch “Cops”.)
#2 When on probation…

a) Don’t hang around people […]

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Iran Officially Bans ‘Metrosexuals’

Monday, April 30th, 2007 by Insider

Now banned in Tehran, the “metrosexual” look
From Reuters:
Iranian police have warned barbers against offering Western-style hair cuts or plucking the eyebrows of their male customers, Iranian media said on Sunday.
Violators (of Iran’s Islamic Sharia law) can receive lashes, fines and imprisonment.
Iranian young men have in recent years started paying more attention to the way they […]

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9/11 Truth Alert - Government stages bridge collapse to shore up official WTC account.

Monday, April 30th, 2007 by Chad

Faced with a growing public awareness that the official account of the World Trade Center collapse doesn’t meet muster scientifically the US Government took drastic steps this weekend.
OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) - A gasoline tanker crashed and burst into flames near the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge on Sunday, creating such intense heat that a […]

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“Hey Captain America, is that a burrito in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007 by Insider

Captain America, actually a Florida doctor donned in a bright blue Captain America outfit, was arrested on charges of battery, disorderly conduct, drug possession and trying to destroy evidence. (Link to story source).
On Saturday night, when a costume party full of medical professionals stopped at On Tap Cafe, police said Adamcik had a burrito […]

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Wow, Alec Baldwin goes a little overboard

Thursday, April 19th, 2007 by Chad

h/t Ace of Spades
Alec Baldwin explodes after his 11 year old daughter fails to answer the phone.
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per tmz.com Baldwin has apologized to his daughter:
UPDATE: A friend of Alec Baldwin’s just contacted TMZ to say that the actor called Ireland last week and apologized for his outburst. The friend added that Ireland is the most important […]

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Woman drinks enough to get entire Rutgers women’s basketball team drunk then gets behind wheel

Thursday, April 19th, 2007 by Insider

A Washington woman was arrested last week following two car crashes and registered a whopping .47 blood-alcohol content on a breath test — nearly six times the legal intoxication threshold and possibly a state record. Yes, by herself she drank enough to put the starting five (plus the “6th man”) in jail for intoxication.

Deana F. […]

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