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Archive for the 'Loons' Category

Jesse Jackson Showing What An Ass He Is

Saturday, July 12th, 2008 by Insider

The real issue with Jesse Jackson’s crude comments isn’t that the “minister” uttered him. Anyone who has followed Jackson knows this is just his true character popping through the persona that he tries to project. It’s that Jackson actually took offense at what Obama said.
Obama in a speech last month on Father’s Day suggested […]

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Zimbabweans Fondly Remember When Inflation Was Only 100,580%

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 by Insider

Zimbabwe’s low inflationary days are over. Just a few months ago, inflation was barely over 100,00%, a figure that is paltry to today’s rate of over a million percent. Some facts:

Strongman, Dictator-For-Life Robert Mugabe’s destruction of the once thriving economy is nearly complete.
A loaf of bread costs 30 billion Zimbabwean dollars.
Bills are only good for […]

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Conspiracy Theory’s Charlie Sheen Tells Ex to “Die of Cancer”; Wife responds “I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm”

Monday, May 26th, 2008 by Insider

9/11 conspiracy theory advocate Charlie Sheen is in the news again, this time for telling his ex-wife, Denise Richards, to “die of cancer”.
Richards tells New York gossip column PageSix that Sheen wrote:
‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you whore.’ My mom died of […]

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Ever Wonder What Idiots Look Like?

Friday, March 7th, 2008 by Insider

Yes, that is a power strip and, yes, those are power cords floating in the Jacuzzi with them. Yes, they are idiots. No, they are not us.
h/t: Hagar (via email)

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Paul Krugman on the “Clinton Rules”

Monday, February 11th, 2008 by Chad

Paul Krugman is a funny guy. At least I think he is - I mean I am assuming that it is his dry wit shining through when he complains about the “Clinton Rules” in use by the US media:
the term a number of observers use for the way pundits and some news organizations treat […]

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I thought this only happened in America; Speeding driver sues victim’s family

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 by Insider

This lawsuit abuse comes from Spain and is wrong on so many levels that we don’t even need to add our customary snide commentary:
A speeding motorist who killed a teenage cyclist in Spain is suing the boy’s parents over damage to his luxury car.
Enaitz Iriondo, 17, died instantly in August 2004 when businessman Tomas Delgado’s […]

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Tom Cruise Even Scarier Than Before

Sunday, January 20th, 2008 by Insider

Yikes!
Of course the above is easiest thing to parody in the world…

the parody video Tom Cruise WANTS you to see! on FunnyOrDie.com

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Bad parenting: You hand your keys to your drunk 13-year old because you’re too drunk to drive

Friday, November 16th, 2007 by Insider

There are so many things disturbing about this story. In short, a father of a 13-year old boy had too much to drink and decided that he shouldn’t drive. So he turned his truck keys over to his 13-year old son, who was also drunk. Worse, the 13-year old didn’t want to drive because he […]

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Massive Cat Fight in South LA, 30 Women Duke It Out Killing One

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 by Insider

Thirty women in their early 20s came together in a planned showdown over one man and got into a massive brawl in South Los Angeles. According to the Los Angeles Times:

The fight began shortly after 2:30 p.m. at a Big Lots discount store parking lot, where witnesses saw women shouting at one another and fighting. […]

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In America When We Get Drunk and Crash We Sue!

Monday, November 5th, 2007 by Insider

Meet 21-year-old Korie Hoke of Mesa Arizona who who acknowledges she was intoxicated and lied to a police officer before retrieving a hidden key and crashing her car. She feels that if police had not listened to her lies and not treated her as an adult and instead held her against her will, then she […]

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Man on Sex Offender’s List for Trying to Have Sex with a Bicycle

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 by Insider

Bicycle Lover!
Robert Stewart loves his bike. So much so that he tried to have sex with it. Worse he was caught, charged, and now has had his name plastered around the world as the guy who went down on a 10-speed.
Mr Stewart was in a hotel when two cleaners walked in on the tandem (that […]

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Bad Parenting: Dad Brings Toddler to Work; Unfortunately he’s a burglar

Friday, October 26th, 2007 by Insider

This one slipped by us as it happened over the summer but we just learned that a Florida father was arrested after police say he took his young daughter with him to rob a pawn shop. Police say Richard Byrd was arrested yesterday after stealing several Sony PlayStation games. (AP)
This almost, but not quite, tops […]

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It’s official: Africa is doomed

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007 by Insider

Bishop says comdoms from Europe came with AIDS to finish off the black man
Here is one one for Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson. The same way that good kids in Jena are being jailed and the CIA brought crack into the streets of LA, the Europeans have been doing their own dirty work aimed at […]

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Dumbass: Woman Booked for DUI wearing an “I’m a Drunk” t-shirt

Sunday, August 5th, 2007 by Insider

Guess what she was arrested for?
This is a perfect for The Onion, but it actually came from ABC Denver.
41-year old Amanda Lynn Bailey isn’t the smartest woman in the world and that was abundantly clear this week when she was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence wearing a t-shirt saying “I’m not […]

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iLawsuit: First iPhone lawsuit is filed and it’s an iLoser

Monday, July 30th, 2007 by Insider

Plaintiff Jose Trujillo was thrilled to get his iPhone, not because he was now able to use the cool new sleek device, but because he could try and make a quick buck suing the deep pocketed creators of it:
Unknown to the Plaintiff, and undisclosed to the public, prior to purchase, the iPhone is a sealed […]

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