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Archive for the 'Loons' Category

Kanye Dissin’ Everyone…Again

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 by Insider

Why is there such surprise about Kanye’s boorish behavior at the MTV Awards? It’s not like it hasn’t happened before. He did this an at earlier MTV Europe Music Awards:
Upset that he didn’t win the best video at the MTV Europe Music Awards, rapper (and Katrina relief expert) Kanye West crashed the stage and cussed [...]

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Toddler Lights Up and Smokes

Saturday, July 4th, 2009 by Insider

Not sure the Chinese word for child abuse but when I learn it I’ll re-title this post.

h/t: Yadog

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Tip: If you have sex with dogs, don’t send your computer to the police…

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009 by Insider

Meet Michelle Owen, 24. She’s a dog person…

“Doggie Style?”
Unfortunately Michelle had a bad idea and then followed it up with a series of bad decisions resulting in her arrest and ridicule.
Original bad idea: Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer [...]

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The Advocate Outs Sean Penn; Calls him a “Useful Idiot”

Sunday, December 14th, 2008 by Insider

Pretty much every media outlet lauds Sean Penn for his performance in “Milk” while scrupulously avoiding to ask him any tough questions about the public love he continues to shower upon dictators Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez and Cuba’s Raul Castro. Shouldn’t someone in the media take the time to at least ask him why he thinks [...]

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PETA Acting Even More Weird; Calls for Breast Milk in Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream

Friday, September 26th, 2008 by Insider

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals suggests world-famous Ben & Jerry’s Homemade Ice Cream should tap nursing moms, rather than cows, for the milk used in its ice cream.
PETA said that if the ice cream maker begins using breast milk in its products instead of cow’s milk, it would reduce the suffering of cows [...]

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Jesse Jackson Showing What An Ass He Is

Saturday, July 12th, 2008 by Insider

The real issue with Jesse Jackson’s crude comments isn’t that the “minister” uttered him. Anyone who has followed Jackson knows this is just his true character popping through the persona that he tries to project. It’s that Jackson actually took offense at what Obama said.
Obama in a speech last month on Father’s Day suggested [...]

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Zimbabweans Fondly Remember When Inflation Was Only 100,580%

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 by Insider

Zimbabwe’s low inflationary days are over. Just a few months ago, inflation was barely over 100,00%, a figure that is paltry to today’s rate of over a million percent. Some facts:

Strongman, Dictator-For-Life Robert Mugabe’s destruction of the once thriving economy is nearly complete.
A loaf of bread costs 30 billion Zimbabwean dollars.
Bills are only good for [...]

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Conspiracy Theory’s Charlie Sheen Tells Ex to “Die of Cancer”; Wife responds “I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm”

Monday, May 26th, 2008 by Insider

9/11 conspiracy theory advocate Charlie Sheen is in the news again, this time for telling his ex-wife, Denise Richards, to “die of cancer”.
Richards tells New York gossip column PageSix that Sheen wrote:
‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you whore.’ My mom died of [...]

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Ever Wonder What Idiots Look Like?

Friday, March 7th, 2008 by Insider

Yes, that is a power strip and, yes, those are power cords floating in the Jacuzzi with them. Yes, they are idiots. No, they are not us.
h/t: Hagar (via email)

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Paul Krugman on the “Clinton Rules”

Monday, February 11th, 2008 by Chad

Paul Krugman is a funny guy. At least I think he is – I mean I am assuming that it is his dry wit shining through when he complains about the “Clinton Rules” in use by the US media:
the term a number of observers use for the way pundits and some news organizations treat [...]

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I thought this only happened in America; Speeding driver sues victim’s family

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 by Insider

This lawsuit abuse comes from Spain and is wrong on so many levels that we don’t even need to add our customary snide commentary:
A speeding motorist who killed a teenage cyclist in Spain is suing the boy’s parents over damage to his luxury car.
Enaitz Iriondo, 17, died instantly in August 2004 when businessman Tomas Delgado’s [...]

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Tom Cruise Even Scarier Than Before

Sunday, January 20th, 2008 by Insider

Yikes!
Of course the above is easiest thing to parody in the world…
the parody video Tom Cruise WANTS you to see! on FunnyOrDie.com

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Bad parenting: You hand your keys to your drunk 13-year old because you’re too drunk to drive

Friday, November 16th, 2007 by Insider

There are so many things disturbing about this story. In short, a father of a 13-year old boy had too much to drink and decided that he shouldn’t drive. So he turned his truck keys over to his 13-year old son, who was also drunk. Worse, the 13-year old didn’t want to drive because he [...]

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Massive Cat Fight in South LA, 30 Women Duke It Out Killing One

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 by Insider

Thirty women in their early 20s came together in a planned showdown over one man and got into a massive brawl in South Los Angeles. According to the Los Angeles Times:

The fight began shortly after 2:30 p.m. at a Big Lots discount store parking lot, where witnesses saw women shouting at one another and fighting. [...]

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In America When We Get Drunk and Crash We Sue!

Monday, November 5th, 2007 by Insider

Meet 21-year-old Korie Hoke of Mesa Arizona who who acknowledges she was intoxicated and lied to a police officer before retrieving a hidden key and crashing her car. She feels that if police had not listened to her lies and not treated her as an adult and instead held her against her will, then she [...]

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