A concerned husband wrote to OC Register advice columnist Amy Alkron with the following problem:
A guy about 60 got friendly with her, leaving $50 tips for a few beers. This raised an eyebrow for me. Then she got breast implants and a tummy tuck and still had money … hmmm.
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Mr. Friendly funded everything.
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They […]
Outrage expressed over lack of credibility
Former swimsuit model, WWE Diva, and Barker’s Beauty, Lauren Jones is scheduled to begin hosting the local news in Tyler, TX as part of the new Fox reality show “Anchorwoman”. Predictably people are too stupid to recognize a good thing when they see it:
NEW YORK — An upcoming Fox […]
(click on post title, or here, for the rest)In an effort to reduce prostitution the government of New South Wales has given local authorities more leeway to act against illegal brothels including turning off their power and water.
There’ll be no red light over the door and it’ll be no showers and candle light at illegal brothels in NSW with the State Government planning […]
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad” With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
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Loan Sharks
Old definition:
A loan shark is a scumbag who charges the poor obscenely high rates of interest.
New definition:
A loan shark is a scumbag who charges the poor obscenely low rates of interest.
Source: Marginal Revolution
… the film (”300″) has sparked outrage in modern Iran, which denounced the blockbuster’s depiction of the ancient battle as “hostile behavior which is the result of cultural and psychological warfare.” According to Reuters, poor-quality pirated DVDs are already circulating in Iran and a broad spectrum of government leaders and bloggers have denounced the movie […]
(click on post title, or here, for the rest)Research that tracks exactly what people are looking at on a web page reveals that men are … well, looking to answer the question “whose is bigger?”
To make matters worse, Tara Pernice Coyne, Nielsen/Norman Group’s director of research who co-directed the study, told USC’s Online Journalism Review that “this difference doesn’t just occur with images […]
(click on post title, or here, for the rest)I was never too into the social networking sites such as myspace, mainly because except for a few “Deliverance” style hillbillies I am essentially a friendless turd. An empty page or a page filled with genetic horrors sure to make the most dedicated Darwinist plead for evidence of Intelligent Design just seems pointless and […]
(click on post title, or here, for the rest)In brief (aka the headlines for this story that we ended up rejecting):
* “‘Sacked’ in more ways that one”
* “First class 1in-flight services1″
* “Hardly seems fair that when I fly I have trouble getting a second bag of peanuts and this guy is getting full penetration intercourse.”
* “The hostest with the […]
Art lover.
Chip off the ol’ block.
Smart kid.
My friend Rocky.
hat/tip: Durk (via email; original source unknown)
All models have to do is walk up and down a catwalk and act as a human clothes rack. That apparently does not lead to career satisfaction, according to new research by City University (London).
Compared to normal people, models don’t connect well with others, can’t make independent decisions, and lack feelings of competence. Another study […]
So True.
Source: Signs-of-the-Times
Opponents of gay marriage often use the argument that marriage exists to encourage procreation in their opposition. Now a group of gay marriage supporters has upped the ante:
A group of gay-marriage supporters could begin collecting signatures today for a November ballot initiative that would limit marriage in Washington to couples willing and able to have […]
(click on post title, or here, for the rest)I think it’s pretty clear who is behind the LiteBrite faux-attack in Boston? Are you going to tell me that you believe the lies that the mainstream media is generating that the Cartoon Network is responsible for the simultaneous placing 24 “roadside bomb-like” devices around Boston without anyone seeing them? The Cartoon Network is […]
(click on post title, or here, for the rest)It’s a dilemma facing men everywhere: would it be OK for your wife to have her breasts enlarged and have sex with other women … if she had to kill you to pay for her fun?
(AP photo)
A jury in San Diego yesterday convicted 33 year old Cynthia Sommer of killing her husband, Marine Sgt. Todd […]
