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Archive for the 'Funny ... to us' Category

Woman Cancels Church Wedding After Discovery that Fiancé is a Porn Star

Monday, July 6th, 2009 by Insider

British bride-to-be Haylie Hocking, 27, was set for her dream wedding until…
a friend spotted her other half, personal trainer Jason Brake, 30, in a porn movie.
The friend is said to have been looking for a male stripper online for Miss Hocking’s hen night when she spotted a movie clip with Mr Brake in it.
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Don’t Share Your Password

Thursday, April 30th, 2009 by Insider

I don’t like to laugh at other people’s misery but the guy posted it on YouTube so presumably he doesn’t mind:

Many things to like about this but my favorite is “Dad, what the F**K is going on?”.
Update: If this guy (Casy Nunez) is still alive and not arrested perhaps he’ll be able to repost his [...]

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You’re Undersized, And Your Girlfriend Is Smelly. Now Buy My Product!

Friday, March 13th, 2009 by A Senior Administration Official

Before deleting the latest spam from my filter, I actually read the subject lines. As marketing copy they leave a lot to be desired, but they do have entertainment value!

“Want to have meat python?”
Isn’t that a lunch dish in India?

“Your large tool will be as big as a champagne bottle.”
I think that will cause more [...]

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Too Funny

Friday, December 12th, 2008 by Insider

True.

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Times are Tough

Monday, November 24th, 2008 by Insider

Source: Email Submission from Hagar (well played Hagar, well played)

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Makin’ Bacon

Monday, November 24th, 2008 by Insider

Looks like she wants the “other” white meat
Source: Email submission from William TN

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Spider Drawing Not Accepted by Utility

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 by Insider

Below is the complete email conversation that Australian man David Thorne claims he had with a utility company chasing payment of an overdue bill. This was published by Nine News Australia and sent to us by Dr. Hoist.
From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account
Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account [...]

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How the DNC Ripped Us Off

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 by A Senior Administration Official

Here’s a story in which the Democratic party shows it doesn’t understand the rule of law, property rights, or the way the blogosphere works.
Plain and simple: they ripped us off.

Back in the summer of 2006 a friend of the blog sent along a camera phone shot he took of Senator John McCain at a Las [...]

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U.S. Lagging in Porn Searches

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008 by A Senior Administration Official

The United States — where most of the tools of online porn viewing were invented — finds itself well behind Trinidad and Tobago and Bangladesh in per-capita porn searches.
Searches for porn are also more likely to be from the UK, Australia or Ireland than the U.S.

Google’s map of who’s searching shows that some of the [...]

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Stairway to Gilligan’s Island

Sunday, June 15th, 2008 by Insider

Back before sampling, way back when Gilligan’s Island was a daily habit, this little ditty came out. It got some play on KROQ here in LA and possibly others and then word was that Zepplin’s publisher killed the track. Thank God the Internet brought it back.

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Website Tip: Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Thursday, June 12th, 2008 by Insider

There are few things as enjoyable in life as receiving an email full of JPGs of hot chicks. That said it’s quite a buzz kill to see said hot chicks posing with complete douchebags. This website appropriately titled “Hot Chicks with Douchebags” explores this phenomenon:

Hotness with Douchebagness
h/t: FL Bill

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This is one funny site (no not us, these guys…)

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 by Insider

Chad’s new “hat”
Link.

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Reuters: Europeans Heighten Threat Levels

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 by Insider

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.”
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or
even “A Bit Cross.” Londoners have not been “A Bit Cross” since the
blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists [...]

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Stuff White People Like

Friday, March 21st, 2008 by Insider

This site is brilliant! It is dedicated to stuff that white people like. From their top 100 things that white people like:

#90 Dinner Parties
#89 Saint Patrick’s Day
#88 Having Gay Friends
#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
#86 Shorts
#85 The Wire
#84 T-Shirts
#83 Bad Memories of High School
#82 Hating Corporations
#81 Graduate School
#80 The Idea of Soccer
#79 Modern Furniture
#78 Multilingual Children

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Our Eliot Spitzer Special Issue

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 by Insider

One of the nice things of being around for awhile is that when a story like the Eliot Spitzer story breaks (link to Smoking Gun), people send you stuff. In the old days, I’d have to go out looking for it, now I just have to open my email.

And from the Dealbreaker…
Discovering that the [...]

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