Would you vote for this man? Not many will.
California’s Democratic party has learned once again how not to win a gubernatorial race. It is certain that they will once again lose in a most-decidedly Democratically state. How?
1. Failing to find a candidate worth supporting. Phil Angelides is not only a poor choice for governor, he […]
(click on post title, or here, for the rest)WSJ reports (may require fee) that politicians such as U.S. Rep Ted Strickland are increasingly creating MySpace profiles to attract young voters. Given the coverage on what other senior politicians have been trolling for on the Internet the whole thing comes off just a little creepy.
Also, if you are expecting any serious political dialog, […]
Our friend Joe Sherlock critiques a voter pamphlet sent to him to educate voters about the candidates running in his area. I sort of wish I lived in his area because it looks like it was put together by the editorial staff of The Onion.
Joe has fun with it and so will you.
Mimi Miyagi has lost her bid for Nevada Governor and both she and Mary Carey have ignored my offer to run a stealth write in campaign for Washington Senator, replacing Maria Cantwell. Therefore I am shifting my sites to the 2008 Presidential race and suggesting Pandora Peaks for President.
Pandora Peaks has […]
Third Age astrologist Victoria Bazeley says (in so many words) that the stars are telling Al Gore that the world is finally ready to hear his environmental message:
In Mr. Gore’s case, his Venus in Taurus in the 11th house makes him a ideally suited to being a popular spokesperson for global issues concerning the environment. […]
Tomorrow is the Nevada primary. It’s your chance to send a gun-totin porn star who wants to cut taxes to the Governor’s mansion. Vote Early Vote Often Vote Mimi
Mimi it’s a given you are reading this - If you lose move to Seattle we can run a stealth write in campaign for […]
(click on post title, or here, for the rest)Artist says Hillary’s Boobs are Threatening
Sculptor Daniel Edwards has created a “buxom bust” of former first lady Hillary Clinton titled “The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton“.
Edwards says the bust captures the senator, “”with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage […]
(click on post title, or here, for the rest)Epidemic of exploding heads reported in Massachusetts and California
Robert Novak has been informed by Patrick Fitzgerald that he will not be indicted for Plamegate and he is now free to discuss the case. In his column at Human Events Online he states:
Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald has informed my attorneys that, after two and […]
Dems send negative attack spam decrying Repub’s negative attacks
From the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee:
If there’s one thing dirtier and uglier than Karl Rove and the Republican propaganda machine, it’s Karl Rove and the Republican propaganda machine backed into a corner.
They know that if they lose the House, the truth will come out about just who […]
During the debate of the Iraq War Resolution in the House of Representatives Maxine Waters (D-CA) declared it was unfair to make Democrats take a position on the war:
“And so, many Democrats are going to get trapped. Because they claim that in their districts they have half of their constituents for it, this war and […]
Republican Wins Calif. House Race - New York Times
The Democratic parties “Culture of Corruption” meme got its first trial run yesterday. The results don’t look good for it’s success in the November elections.
In California Brian Bilbray (R) was the winner in the race to replace Randy “Duke” Cunningham (R), the only person […]
Update: Here is the real photo brought to you by the wonders of camera phones Read story below for details.
Senator McCain Livin’ Large at the Mirage Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas
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Original story:
Senator John McCain Inadvertently Finds Self in Midst of Independent Sources Reality Show “SMS Dispatches from Las Vegas”
What kind of shooter is John McCain […]
(click on post title, or here, for the rest)Hillary mulling what to do with her middle name
According to CNN:
Most Americans’ feelings toward the Democratic senator from New York change depending on which name is used, according to a recent poll conducted by Opinion Research Corp. for CNN.
Including Hillary Clinton’s maiden name increased her approval rating among Republicans polled to 23 percent. “Hillary Clinton” […]
A good rule of thumb when hiring someone for your business is to exclude people who’ve pissed off your customers in the past.
If only Current TV had remembered that when they brought Al Gore aboard as Chairman.
According to SF Weekly, Gore’s cable channel, San Franciso-based Current TV, is having a hard time getting distribution on […]
The Economist ($) gets a little Defamer-style snark when it considers Senator John Kerry …
WHERE do Democratic presidential candidates end up? The answer, to judge from recent headlines, is that they go to global gabfests in posh skiing resorts. Al Gore was at Sundance the other week with the likes of Robert Redford, Paris Hilton […]
