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Archive for the 'How Not To Succeed In Business' Category

Aleksey Vayner Saga Enters Day 9

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 by Insider

If you don’t know who this man is then you must click this link to his very impressive resume and then click the picture for the back story.

Much, much more at IvyGate.
I kind of feel sorry for the guy but being an habitual liar in the digital age is not too smart.
tags: Aleksey Vayner
h/t: Dr. […]

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The Baja Fresh Saga: Muy Malo!

Saturday, October 14th, 2006 by Insider

What do you think a chain of restaurants (pretty good one too) that was purchased in 2002 for $275 million would be worth today?
It turns out if you throw in some mismanagement and a little bad luck the amount is just $31 million.
Yes, Ohio-based Wendy’s International figured out how to return about 10 cents on […]

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Shocking! Teens don’t flock to Wal-Mart Social Network; Site Closes

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006 by Insider

Sign of a Web 2.0 Bubble: Wal-Mart launching a social network

From the Department of WTF! we learn that Wal-Mart attempted to launch a social network. Mercifully, they shut it down after just 3 months.
What could possibly have gone wrong with a Wal-Mart social network aimed at teens? What could possibly have kept legions of teens […]

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Requiem for Tower Records? I don’t think so.

Saturday, October 7th, 2006 by Insider

The closing of Tower Records shows that a chain of cluttered, over-priced record stores staffed by arrogant clerks who hated to be bothered by customer interaction might have a little trouble making it in today’s world of increased choice. Yes, their catalog was deep at a time that other stores were carrying largely just the […]

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Canada Watch: Don’t talk too much about the “joys of defication” or risk losing your job; eh?

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 by Insider

Guy Fournier, the chairman of the publicly funded Canadian Broadcasting Corp. (CBC) has resigned after talking at length about the joys of bowel movements during a taped interview saying something along the lines that “at his age it gave him more pleasure to defecate than to make love.”
He also claimed that Lebanon allowed men to […]

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Sham: AT&T Rents Widow a ‘rotary’ phone for 42 years charging her $14,000 in the process; says it’s just satisfying “demand”

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 by Insider

“Digital divide” meets the “generation gap.”
First off, I’m kind of surprised rotary phones even still work with all of the required number punching to do squat. She must have spent ages on hold waiting for an operator to pick up any time she called a company with any form of automated operator. Second, 82 years […]

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Why not to believe Air America’s bankruptcy denials

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 by Insider

Let’s look at the arguments for bankruptcy:
Reports that Rob Glaser, the Real Networks founder who rescued the 2-year-old network from its first financial crisis, “walked away last week” and took his moneybags with him.”
They laid off six people this week.
They deleted Jerry Springer from it’s lineup (he returns to independent syndication).
They haven’t been able to […]

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Box Office Flop: Amazon’s absurd Unbox service

Sunday, September 10th, 2006 by Insider

Amazon UnBox Video is really lame. If you don’t believe us, check out their licesening terms (as reveiwed by Uninnovate.com).
* You must install any software patch Amazon releases or you can no longer watch movies you have already purchased. Imagine if you couldn’t watch DVDs anymore unless you agreed […]

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Is Digg Imploding

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 by Chad

Digg Blog: Digg Friends
Today Digg was seeing some serious user dissatisfaction. Kevin Rose’s response at the link above doesn’t seem to be quieting matters down any.
Will the 60 gazillion dollar wonder child soon be the $6.00 has been?
Update and Clarification:
Unfortunately I tried to dash this story out very quickly and I wasn’t very clear […]

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Some would call this Egyptian theme park the worst park in the world; we call it breath-takingly unique!

Thursday, August 10th, 2006 by Insider

Egypt’s “Positively Post-Apocalyptic” Theme Park
Fantazy Land in Alexandria in Egypt is a decrepit, creepy, rundown kidzone. Phrases like “dirty as hell” and “ripped off” came to the mind of the intrepid visitor to this hell hole version of Disneyland. Let the photos from Theme Park Review tell the story and then follow the link for […]

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Can you say fugly - Levi’s iPod jeans

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006 by Chad

These have to be the ugliest jeans ever. Even Diesel jeans look better and those look like they were designed by colorblind gangsta rapper wannabes.

Photos: Levi’s announces its new “Your Mother Dresses You Funny” Line of Jeans
Technorati tags: Business, Humor, Levis, iPod
via digg

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BusinessWeek’s Bad Case of Web 2.0 Hype in Digg Cover Story

Friday, August 4th, 2006 by Insider

What’s wrong with this BusinessWeek cover?

What’s wrong? How about the fact that the article is completely devoid of substantiating the $60 million figure. Worse, it’s clear that there is no way they can substantiate a valuation for a private, non-profitable company that isn’t even for sale. BusinessWeek could have selected any number of impressive factoids […]

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This is George Michael’s Lover, Really!

Monday, July 24th, 2006 by Insider

This portly man is 58-year old Norman Kirtland and he just had “relations” with the former Wham star in the bushes of a notorious London park

George Michael was caught groping with Norman by News of the World photographers. Now Michaels is an adult and in my opinion can do whatever he pleases. (Though News of […]

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Haley Joel Osment in car accident; could be the beginning of a career renaissance

Thursday, July 20th, 2006 by Insider

“I see a brick pillar!”
“Sixth Sense” actor Haley Joel Osment was hospitalized early Thursday after he apparently lost control of his car while heading to his Los Angeles area home.
Sadly, the one-time big star was driving a 1995 Saturn when he collided with a brick pillar and flipped over. The non-Ferrari Enzo-involved accident happened around […]

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The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006 by Insider

Attn: Entrepreneurs
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) […]

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