The World’s Greatest Novel – Shatnerquake
That title has been claimed by Madame Bovary and Anna Karenina, but that was before the awesomeness that is
Shatnerquake
t’s the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.
Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Rescue 911 Shatner, Singer Shatner, Shakespearean Shatner, Twilight Zone Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Esperanto Shatner, Priceline Shatner, SNL Shatner, and – of course – William Shatner!
No costumed con-goer will be spared in their wave of destruction, no redshirt will make it out alive, and not even the Klingons will be able to stand up to a deranged Captain Kirk with a lightsaber. But these Shatner-clones are about to learn a hard lesson…that the real William Shatner doesn’t take crap from anybody. Not even himself.
It’s Shatnertastic!
I hear Columbia is altering their Core Curriculum replacing selected readings from the Old Testament with
Shatnerquake
and that Mortimer Adler is rushing out a new edition of The Great Books of the Western World with one whole volume dedicated to
Shatnerquake
. Yes, He is rising from the dead so great is the power of
Shatnerquake
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