What’s up with America?
Aside from a financial meltdown that is?
Here’s one thing – In May 2008 34FFF Sheyla Hershey of Houston sought a ninth breast enlargement in pursuit of her goal of having the worlds largest breasts. Her request was denied because of an insane rule governing the size of implants allowed by the state of Texas. Fortunately Sheyla is not one to be dissuaded in the pursuit of her goal and she traveled to Brazil where the implants she desired were available and increased her breast size to an astounding 34KKK, and incidentally won a place in the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Before and After
Meanwhile it has come to my attention that in Mexico a woman with a similar goal, Sabrina Sabrok, is actually rewarded with her own TV show.
What’s up with that? Isn’t this America? The land of the free and the home of the brave.
Isn’t it a woman’s right to control her own body? Even if it it is only for the purposes of obtaining inhumanly gigantic silicone filled fun bags?
This can not stand.
America must not lose the silicone race.
I hereby call on the President to increase funding for silicone breast implant research. Stimulus money should be used since this is vital to our national interest and the research will have the added benefit of creating jobs in the plastic surgery, lingerie, halter top and strip club industries.
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March 12th, 2009 at 5:23 am
You missed one:
I’ll have what she’s having. (from CollegeHumor)
Not sure who she is, but they seem to boost the US sillicone average.
March 12th, 2009 at 6:37 am
lol
March 12th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
If they dick around with the genome enough, I’m sure sooner or later they’ll find the code that distributes body fat, and then it’s going to be ON, baby.
March 13th, 2009 at 9:48 am
Good post Chad and great find Moon!