What is the optimal distance to walk up a flight of stairs behind a beautiful woman?

If X = your height, y = the height of the girl, and z = slope of the stairs, then the ideal distance (z’) = [the square of (.5 * Y) + the square of (.2 * X)] times Z. [...]

A STEM cell therapy offering “natural” breast enlargement is to be made available to British women for the first time.
The treatment could boost cup size while reducing stomach fat. It involves extracting stem cells from spare fat on the stomach or thighs and growing them in a woman’s breasts. An increase of one cup size [...]

Exhibit A: Italian TV Host:

Exhibit B: U.S. TV Host:

Nuff said.
h/t: Arthur

How a boat is sold in the U.S.

How a boat is sold in Brazil:

Nuff said.
h/t: Nashville Bill

Electric cars have been getting a lot of buzz lately, but a more immediately viable transportation fuel of the future could be liquid derived from coal. Scientists have devised a new way to transform coal into gas for your car using far less energy than the current process. The advance makes scaling up the environmentally [...]

They will also be given “assistance” to return to society.
39 weeks unemployment
Job Retraining
Al-Qaeda has a health plan so I assume they will be eligible for COBRA.
Dennis Blair, the Director of National Intelligence, anticipates that many of those released will seek employment in crowded shopping malls and schools where their future suicide bombings will be most [...]

No word on whether Sheyla Hershey will star.
Peacock has bought the rights to the muy successful Colombian telenovela “Sin tetas no hay paraiso” (“Without Breasts There is No Paradise”) and is developing it as a likely primetime project. Simulatenously, NBC sister net Telemundo will produce a Spanish-language version of the format with a different cast [...]

Good Plan!!
Looking at the NY Times this morning and I see an article entitled “Administration Seeks Increase in Oversight of Executive Pay”.
WASHINGTON — The Obama administration will call for increased oversight of executive pay at all banks, Wall Street firms and possibly other companies as part of a sweeping plan to overhaul financial [...]

Staff at a high school in the US state of Texas had students settle their differences by fighting inside a steel cage, a local newspaper has reported.
The Dallas Morning News says it has obtained a school board report that says two “cage fights” took place at South Oak Cliff High between 2003-2005.
source
No word on [...]

Meet Michelle Owen, 24. She’s a dog person…

“Doggie Style?”
Unfortunately Michelle had a bad idea and then followed it up with a series of bad decisions resulting in her arrest and ridicule.
Original bad idea: Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer [...]

AIG Vice Chairman and Chief Marketing Officer Robert G. Krebs suggested that Senators Chris Dodd (D-CT), Charles Grassley (D-IA) and Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) take a “Japanese approach” toward accepting responsibility for the collapse of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac by resigning or killing themselves.
“In all candor, I don’t know why they’re so exercised by [...]

Before deleting the latest spam from my filter, I actually read the subject lines. As marketing copy they leave a lot to be desired, but they do have entertainment value!

“Want to have meat python?”
Isn’t that a lunch dish in India?

“Your large tool will be as big as a champagne bottle.”
I think that will cause more [...]

It isn’t often that a politician is this straightforward:
In his opening statement, Gregg politely called the administration’s budget forecast a lie.
“The argument that it cuts the debt in half in four years is, ahh, is truly spurious,” he told Geithner.
…
He added pointedly, “I think we’re putting at risk not only our children’s future, we’re [...]

Aside from a financial meltdown that is?
Here’s one thing – In May 2008 34FFF Sheyla Hershey of Houston sought a ninth breast enlargement in pursuit of her goal of having the worlds largest breasts. Her request was denied because of an insane rule governing the size of implants allowed by the state of Texas. [...]

h/t Flopping Aces