Look Who Got Herself All Knocked Up
Due to an ill-timed restraining order we had to back off our 7/24 coverage of Melissa Theuriau. Fortunately said restrictions did not apply to our friends at Moonage Daydream who discovered that the smokin’ hot newscaster is pregnant (Not safe for work or for those who can’t handle a topless smoking hot pregnant newscaster)!
Photo Source: Bills Zone
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November 20th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Thanks for the mention. However, two very minor points:
1. that is “friend at”. No one else dares venture where I go.
2. It’s Moonage Webdream. Although the inspiration due to its nonsensical lyrics, Moonage Daydream is a song by David Bowie, and most likely copyrighted. Outside of p*ss*ng off copyright scammers harassing children at Christmas time by telling their daddies they can’t have wishlists, I have no desire to do the same to David Bowie. I kinda like that guy.
November 20th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
PS, excellent photoshop!
November 20th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Whoops! Then again, with a post title of “Look Who Got Herself All Knocked Up” you know that we never did get a lot of fancy book learnin’ whens we was growin’ up.
November 21st, 2008 at 7:31 pm
I didn’t see a ring on Jackie Johnson’s finger the other day. If she’s available again, there’s still hope for us all.
November 21st, 2008 at 7:45 pm
One thing you can say about James, the man has focus.