Cobra Commander ‘08
I know I haven’t been around much, but the political season has started and since Pandora Peaks has refused to announce her candidacy for President I have been out door belling for my backup candidate - Cobra Commander.
His platform of total world domination, insane evil schemes, lower taxes, more beer and Parades, Parades, Parades is one that I completely support:
Let’s be honest here, what America really needs isn’t hope - It’s a firm hand controlling our every move from the moment we wake till the time we go to sleep terrorizing us with the idea that at any moment we may be killed on a whim as motivation to reach our ultimate potential. Isn’t that waht we truly learned in the wake of Saddam’s removal from power?
As an added bonus maybe we can convince Cobra Commander to select Olivia Munn as his running mate:
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