9/11 conspiracy theory advocate Charlie Sheen is in the news again, this time for telling his ex-wife, Denise Richards, to “die of cancer”.
Richards tells New York gossip column PageSix that Sheen wrote:
‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you whore.’ My mom died of [...]

Dickipedia
Is Robert Mugabe a dick? Yes, he is. It’s right here in Dickpedia:
Robert Gabriel Mugabe KCB (born on February 21, 1924) is the President of Zimbabwe. He is a former freedom fighter, current political oppressor, and a dick.
According to the site, which appears to be the final word on such things, Hillary Clinton, Tucker Carlson, [...]

I know I haven’t been around much, but the political season has started and since Pandora Peaks has refused to announce her candidacy for President I have been out door belling for my backup candidate – Cobra Commander.

His platform of total world domination, insane evil schemes, lower taxes, more beer and Parades, Parades, Parades is [...]

Okay, I was late to the party on this one but it is worth it. In fact I need to ask those friends of mine who do drugs if this is what a “trip” is like.

Here is how To the Point describes it.

Back in the days of the Soviet Union, the Soviet Red Army had [...]

No other way to describe this other than as a brilliant, yet somewhat uncharacteristic, marketing tool to increase Newsweek’s readership with the male 13-19 demographic.

It is a Flash application which allows the (adolescent male) user to move the bra straps around and watch the resulting giggle. It is far from titillating, but much to [...]

Source: anonymous email

New from Japan: A solar-powered bra that can generate enough electric energy to charge a mobile phone or an iPod not to mention lighting up a smile on the good folks at The Jammy.

Brilliant.
h/t: Hagar

Chad’s new “hat”
Link.

Okay, my camera phone sucks, but it was still cool to see this soon-to-be celebrity in front of my local Santa Monica Starbucks.

None other than Stanford’s Robin Lopez, one of the Twin Towers that took Stanford into the NCAA Tournament, walked in front of me as I was pulling into the coffee outlet’s parking lot. [...]

Source
If you are reading this post it’s already too late for you, but this study does give me a good excuse to post this:

Okay, it’s a crappy photo but I just don’t have the paparazzi skill of intruding on people’s lives just to snap a photo of them. Instead I just pretended to be talking on my Blackberry Curve while I took these. (If I had an iPhone it would have looked better).

Maria Shriver at Brentwood, CA Starbucks
Hopefully [...]