Breasts Loom Large in Congressional Steriods Inquiry
Brian McNamee, the star witness in the Congressional inquiry on steroids in baseball, related the story of Mrs. Roger Clemens showing Mrs. Jose Canseco her boobs and in return Mrs. Canseco flashing hers back.
From McNamee’s deposition:
I could tell a specific story about him [Clemens] being there, which was involving Jose (Canseco), Jose’s wife and Roger’s wife when they went inside, when the guys showed up. I mean, they talked — no disrespect, but they talked about how great Jose’s wife’s augmentation job was to Debbie and showed her. And then Debbie showed her her augmentation job.
In the aptly titled Yahoo Sports article “Mrs. Clemens and Mrs. Canseco apparently compared racks”, blogger Duk brilliantly summarized it this way:
Holy hoo-has, these depositions are really the gifts that keep on giving! If you believe Brian McNamee (and in this case, I think we all should), it appears that Debbie Clemens didn’t have too much trouble with showing off her storebought Rockets at Jose Canseco’s now-famous soiree.
Meanwhile, Jose’s wife didn’t mind displaying her set of mini-Bash Brothers, either. Apparently, it was like that scene from Summer Rental (yeah, you know the one), but sadly, no photographic evidence was entered into our nation’s record.
Yep!
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February 15th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
[...] Independent Sources wrote an interesting post today on Breasts Loom Large in Congressional Steriods InquiryHere’s a quick excerpt Brian McNamee, the star witness in the Congressional inquiry on steroids in baseball, related the story of Mrs. Roger Clemens showing Mrs. Jose Canseco her boobs and in return Mrs. Canseco flashing hers back. From McNamee’s deposition: I could tell a specific story about him [Clemens] being there, which was involving Jose (Canseco), Jose’s wife and Roger’s wife when they went inside, when the guys showed up. I mean, they talked — no disrespect, but they talked about how great Jose’s wife [...]
February 16th, 2008 at 4:16 am
They’re all a buncha boobs..
February 16th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Our tax dollars at work. I guess this at least keeps the politicians from totally f*cking up something important, at least for a little while.