Tom Cruise Even Scarier Than Before
Yikes!
Of course the above is easiest thing to parody in the world…
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January 20th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
The scariest thing is that guitar riffing in the background – sounds like Alan Holdsworth in his embarrassing Atavachron phase.