Surprised they didn’t spell it “H-O-W-S-E”.
h/t: Dr. Hoist

(AP) A 330-feet-deep sinkhole swallowed about a dozen homes early Friday in a crowded Guatemala City neighborhood, killing at least two teenagers and forcing the evacuation of nearly 1,000 people.
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The pit emitted foul odors, loud noises and tremors, shaking the surrounding ground. A rush of water could be heard from its depths and authorities […]

Unremorseful Mother of Shooter Seeks $$$
In short:

Son (Daniel Faust) is wanted by police.
Police track him down.
He shoots at the cops and hits (and nearly kills) one.
Cops track him down. He resists and is shot & killed in the process.
Mother (Sandra Faust) sues the cops–including the policeman who her son almost killed.

What’s wrong with this story? […]

Zimbabwe’s most recent rate of inflation is now 8,000%. Sadly it appears that the current period of relatively low inflation is over and according to the IMF by the end of this year inflation could reach 100,000%.
The Zimbabwean finance minister scoffed at such reports calling them pure speculation. The official Zimbabwe monetary position is […]

h/t: Window Manager

The other thing it doesn’t involve is a good looking teacher:
ROME (Reuters) - An Italian teacher has been suspended from school because of her extra-curricular activities as a porn star, local authorities announced Thursday.
The out-of-hours behavior of Anna Ciriani, who calls herself “Madameweb” in hard-core videos on the Internet and at erotic shows, was “not […]

New medical study.
Nursing mothers needn’t worry. A new study shows that breastfeeding does not increase breast sagging. University of Kentucky plastic surgeon Dr. Brian Rinker and his colleagues conducted the study with patients at UK HealthCare Cosmetic Surgery Associates. The study found that breastfeeding does not adversely affect breast shape.
The results [of the study] […]

I am going to take a break from our regularly scheduled rotation of old guys who look like lesbians, trophy wives, and furry sex videos disguising themselves as soft drink commercials to talk about something a little lighter - The very future of the world.
Alright I am exaggerating, but in my opinion […]

Brilliant, I say, brilliant!

Warren Beatty or some old lesbian? You make the call.
Not since Mullet Nation has the web been used to its full potential.
Genius!
Okay, one more, but go to the site for the rest…

Can you name this old lesbian?

Bill Nye “The Science Guy” is asking a Los Angeles County judge for protection from his wife (Blair Tindall) after she allegedly tried to damage his garden. The couple was married just over a year. Tindall noted that it was a “sophomoric prank” and something to the effect that Nye should stick his bow tie […]

Gue$$ what $he $ee$ in $oro$
From Deal Breaker:

Most women we know were quite upset by the widely circulated email responding to a Craig’s List ad from a young women looking to marry. The response claimed that women’s looks were a depreciating asset, while the financial value of wealthy men increased with age.
Well, ladies, we’re sorry […]

I don’t think we really have to worry about that anytime soon.
Alright I know that statement is from 2004 but reading this story about Brazil’s recent discovery of a deep water oil field of 5,000,000,000 to 8,000,000,000 barrels of oil made me think of it.
Funny how that makes Brazil a major player in the world […]

Of course it originates from France.

Furry, Sex, Furvert
h/t Uneasy Silence

There are so many things disturbing about this story. In short, a father of a 13-year old boy had too much to drink and decided that he shouldn’t drive. So he turned his truck keys over to his 13-year old son, who was also drunk. Worse, the 13-year old didn’t want to drive because he […]

CBS filed a lengthy 30-page motion to dismiss Dan Rather’s civil lawsuit in New York Supreme Court, it was reported by the New York Observer.
CBS executives also released a statement today, noting that they are “mystified” by Rather’s “bizarre allegations” but will “vigorously” defend themselves in court if need be.
“Dan Rather is one of […]