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Man on Sex Offender’s List for Trying to Have Sex with a Bicycle

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Bicycle Lover!

Robert Stewart loves his bike. So much so that he tried to have sex with it. Worse he was caught, charged, and now has had his name plastered around the world as the guy who went down on a 10-speed.

Mr Stewart was in a hotel when two cleaners walked in on the tandem (that is he and his bike). As a result he has been placed on the sex offenders’ register in the UK. Surprisingly Stewart is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offense involving an inanimate object. In 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements.

I will never look at a set of aerobars the same way.

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2 Responses to “Man on Sex Offender’s List for Trying to Have Sex with a Bicycle”

  1. 1
    Mr Minority Says:

    Is he a member in good standing of the Man Love Bicycle Club?

    Does he ride his bike without a seat?

    Was he caught licking the love oil off of the chain?

    Is he a selfish user or does he pleasure the bikes front fork?

    These are questions that need answers.

  2. 2
    Insider Says:

    Does he lube his chain? Gross!