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Archive for September, 2007

The Tenn. Rep. who leads police on 100 mph chase while drunk and causing accidents is apparently a victim

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 by Insider

“Cries like a baby when he’s not throwing f-bombs”
We were going to ignore the story of yet another drunk member of Congress/Senate driving drunk until we saw the video of the arrest of House Judiciary Chair Rob Briley (D). Holy cow.
I don’t know much about Tennessee but maybe they won’t mind having a representative who […]

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Why people hate Cops - Pt II: Man arrested after telling turning down prostitute

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 by Chad

Apparently in Chicago being with-in earshot of a prostitute constitutes solicitation, even if you are with your wife and daughter and laugh the offer off. That gives the city the right to tow your car and charge $4700 in fees to get it back.
The Palacioses, of Chicago, claim the woman approached their […]

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Regretable Sports Headlines

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 by Insider

Isn’t this the type of thing that editors are supposed to catch?
For the record, it’s from the June 27th, 2004 Orange County Register.
h/t: Dr. Hoist via viral email

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9/11

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 by Chad

9/11

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Damien and Greenpeace declare war

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 by Chad

Apparently Greenpeace and the Anti-Christ have declared war on any one who doubts the extent of anthropogenic global warming with the little devil child warning that this is “our last chance” to bow to his will.

If there was ever a case study for the ass-whuppin school of child rearing this kid appears to […]

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Separated at Birth? Phil Spector and Edward Scissorhands

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 by Insider

Creepy.

phil spector edward scissorhands

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It’s Official - We Is Media

Thursday, September 6th, 2007 by Chad

Others may call us uninformed morons but the Federal Election Committee calls us media.
The Federal Election Commission announced today that it has unanimously resolved two complaints alleging that Internet blog activity is subject to Commission regulation, finding that the activity is exempt from regulation under the media or volunteer exemption.
In Matter Under Review […]

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Flight Delayed While 747 Maintenance Crew Sacrificed Goats

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007 by Insider

“…our ground crew tells me that they are almost finished fixing the problem.”
Airline officials at the Kathmandu International Airport in Nepal sacrificed two goats in a bid to stop technical problems on a Boeing 747. The issue appears to have been electrical problems and, notwithstanding an absence of anything in the Boeing maintenance manual about […]

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Halle Berry 7 months away from becoming America’s Top MILF

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007 by Insider

Who would have thought that Angela Jolie would have company in the upper echelons of uber-MILFdom? Short of Jessica Alba getting knocked up, there are very few contenders to being this country’s #1 MILF.
Today comes the news however that the 41-year old smokin’ hot Halle Berry is expecting leaving numerous dads (and even a […]

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Irony: Actor portraying Brutus In ‘Julius Caesar’ Stabs Self

Sunday, September 2nd, 2007 by Insider

Never let a method actor play Brutus:
Julius Caesar lay dead and Brutus was talking to his co-conspirators about swords and blood when he paused and excused himself, saying “I seem to have stabbed myself.”
Aspen actor/director Kent Hudson Reed accidently cut his leg open with the knife he was using in an outdoor performance of “Scenes […]

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Do not read this story if you are squeamish

Saturday, September 1st, 2007 by Insider

Reuters calls it heartwarming, and I guess when you get over the shock of seeing him it is.
This young man was hosting the world’s largest tumor (23 kilos) in his head. This picture is after the surgery.

If you think it’s Photoshop then click on this link to watch the video of him eating.
The real […]

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