Spooky - Meteor Hits In Peru Hundreds Reported Sick. Spookier - President Bush Not Responsible
It’s like something from an H.P. Lovecraft story or the X-Files.
On Saturday a meteor hit in Peru creating a 60 foot crater and a tremendous stink, soon thereafter people became dizzy and started vomiting. Shades of the Andromeda strain right? (Actually it sounds like a typical Saturday night on Aurora Ave. here in Seattle to me, but that’s beside the point)
I thought so too, but then I realized what was even spookier; so far no one has accused President Bush of being behind this diabolical biological warfare device. What’s going on here are they slipping? Did they miss this story?
I expect more from the whackjobs. I should have been bombarded by people directing me to Alex Jones videos detailing the exact method in which through the use of controlled demolitions President Bush is pushing use to a space war with aliens for control of their precious dilithium crystals but NOOOOOO….. silence. I feel cheated somehow.
[OK, I admit the Russians have claimed the US shot down a satellite but thats just a common terrestrial enemy so they don’t count]
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September 20th, 2007 at 9:56 am
A Saturday night on Aurora? Now I’m really confused. If you live in Seattle, why so many LA Times posts? I always thought you were broadcasting from Hollywood.
September 20th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
The other two guys live in LA and I read the LA Times every day
September 20th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
That makes more sense and to think here I thought I was going schzophrenic. I will call back my shrink and tell him to quit worrying about those voices. I used to live in LA and Seattle, so I should be covered no matter what. Seattle had such amazing concerts. The clubs are such great venues for talent. SubPop will always be my favorite label.
September 20th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
I moved here on the taile end of that, although there are still a lot of clubs and concerts its nowhere near what it used to be. In this weeks Seattle Weekly they are talking about the Croc possibly having to close.
September 21st, 2007 at 6:44 am
Despite living in LA I rarely venture to the clubs. As my brother once quipped, “If God had wanted us to see bands live, he wouldn’t have invented the CD.” Okay, he said that 20 years ago but right now I’m content to listen to music on my iPod and computer and forgo waiting and waiting for bands to come on when they promised that they’d start by 10 pm and it’s now 11:30 and they still aren’t on…
Of course there are times when I’m tempted. The Strawberry Alarm Clock are playing an Omlete restaurant not far from here. While I probably could only name 3 of their songs, the thought of seeing a seminal rock band from 40 years ago playing in a place that sells cooked eggs & cheese is simply too tempting to pass up.
Agent Orange and TSOL have also played there I think and definitely regret not seeing those either notwithstanding my comment about the late start times.
September 25th, 2007 at 9:27 am
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