Dumbass: Woman Booked for DUI wearing an “I’m a Drunk” t-shirt
Guess what she was arrested for?
This is a perfect for The Onion, but it actually came from ABC Denver.
41-year old Amanda Lynn Bailey isn’t the smartest woman in the world and that was abundantly clear this week when she was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence wearing a t-shirt saying “I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.” That’s an odd shirt to adorn a woman who was arrested for driving under the influence less than 3 months ago. It’s an even stranger wardrobe selection for someone who is driving drunk.
According to the ABC report, the cops were so amused with her shirt that they made sure it was clear in her booking picture.
I’ve got a suggestion for Amanda’s lawyer to wear at her next court date…
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