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Archive for August, 2007

Bad Parenting: You name your kid Superman

Friday, August 31st, 2007 by Insider

Perhaps things are different in New Zealand, but naming your kid “Superman” as these parents are trying to do is simply cruel. Worse, they tried to name their newborn boy “4Real” but the government registry wisely rejected the attempt.

If you want to be funny don’t make it at your newborn’s expense. The cruel parents, […]

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Dumbass: Black widow spiders make bad pets

Thursday, August 30th, 2007 by Insider

A German man kept an odd collection of lizards and insects as his pets was fatally bitten by his pet black widow spider, Bettina, and then eaten by his collection of several snakes, a gecko lizard called Helmut and several thousand termites all of which had gorged on his body.
A police spokesman said:
“Giant webs […]

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Dumbass: If you break the law, don’t post a video of you doing it on YouTube

Thursday, August 30th, 2007 by Insider

A British teenager has been arrested on suspicion of having posted a video of himself on YouTube driving at speeds of more than 140 mph, police said Thursday. The car, a Ford Escort, was filmed on the A76 single-carriageway road in southwest Scotland.
Two questions remain. First, how was he so stupid? Two, how does one […]

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LA Times Bias Muddles Longevity Story; Death in the Golden State

Thursday, August 30th, 2007 by Insider

In a lengthy story on the “longevity gap” between whites and blacks, the Los Angeles Times noted the difficulty in pinpointing the causes for the differences between the life expectancies of whites and blacks in California. The article was written in response to the recent release of a study called “Death in the Golden State” […]

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Proven to a mathematical certainty - Jessica Alba is HOT

Thursday, August 30th, 2007 by Chad

If they had told me I could use math for things like this I would have paid more attention in High School Algebra:
Jessica Alba, the film actress, has the ultimate sexy strut, according to a team of Cambridge mathematicians.
The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into […]

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Keira Knightley’s Digital Enhancement

Thursday, August 30th, 2007 by Insider

In the minds of some people, there is no better use of computers than helping people like Keira Knightley fill roles that they might otherwise not get because of, um, physical limitations. Any decent history buff knows that Guinevere had bigger boobs that Keira which might have kept movie goers away from the picture. But […]

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Study: Dermatologist appointments for Botox much faster than for potentially cancerous moles

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 by Insider

Women fearing that they have a cancerous mole will have to wait approximately three times as long than if they were interested in removing wrinkles from their foreheads. This according to a story in The Journal of the American Academy of Dermatology and reported in the New York Times.

“The difference in wait times between […]

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How big a scumbag do you have to be for the ACLU to say they won’t represent you?

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007 by Chad

Apparently you just have to be a “self confessed pedophile” like Jack McClellan.
McClellan who has never been arrested (other than for trespassing on August 14th, 2007) is an LA resident who describes himself as a pedophile and maintains websites called Seattle Tacoma Girl Love and Los Angeles Girl Love. These sites feature pictures of […]

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No Child Left Behind Meets Miss Teen U.S.A.

Monday, August 27th, 2007 by Insider

When asked why it was that 20% of American’s can’t even find the United States on a map, Miss Teen South Carolina had this to say…

As a U.S. American, I’m embarrassed that our education hasn’t done more to address the map shortage as well as the people of South Africa, the Iraq, and other Asian […]

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At this point why doesn’t the government just bend me over and a** rape me

Friday, August 24th, 2007 by Chad

It would be less painful and over with faster than this slow death by a million taxes:
Motorists traveling across the state of Pennsylvania on Interstate 80 could pay a $25 tax by the year 2010. The Pennsylvania Turnpike Commission on Friday asked the US Department of Transportation for approval to turn the free and paid-for […]

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Is the housing market headed for a hard landing?

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 by Chad

This article at efinancedirectory.com draws some interesting parallels between the US housing market today and the Japanese housing market during their housing crash of the 1990’s.
Price increases are nothing new, since home values tend to go up over time. What makes this housing bubble different (besides the fact that it is the largest bubble […]

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Finally a reason to watch local news

Monday, August 20th, 2007 by Chad

At least if you’re in Tyler Texas

In case you’re interested that is former bikini model Lauren Jones

who I think makes a fine addition to the Channel 19 News Team.
I must say this certainly proves Michael Skube’s point about the difference between blogs and professional journalism:
“What democracy requires,” Lasch wrote in “The Lost Art […]

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Apparently Fidel Castro Is Dead Again.

Friday, August 17th, 2007 by Chad

Maybe I should just sticky a Fidel is dead post at the top of the page given that he seems to die once a week.
Anyway here is the story
h/t Nice Deb
Castro, Dead Commies, Rot in Hell

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Internet Daters: Beware the Crop

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 by Insider

Source: Email submission from Dirk

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So there is no God, but we are living in a computer simulation?

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 by Chad

It’s possible according to this Science article in the New York Times.
Until I talked to Nick Bostrom, a philosopher at Oxford University, it never occurred to me that our universe might be somebody else’s hobby. I hadn’t imagined that the omniscient, omnipotent creator of the heavens and earth could be an advanced version of a […]

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