Tree sticks up branch and leaves with green
America’s Most Wanted Tree
This story is just weird. I’m not sure who is less competent, the bank robber who thinks dressing up as a tree is a good disguise or the bank employees who let him get away with it. Either way police in Manchester, New Hampshire are looking for a man who robbed a branch of Citizens bank with tree branches duct taped to his body.
All all points bulletin was put out for the man described as about 5′ 8″ tall with a thin build, dark hair, wearing a bluish-colored T-shirt, blue jeans and had thick glasses. Oh yes, he’s also got tree branches taped to his body. If you see a man fitting this description do not try to prune him yourself and instead call 911.
Similar Independent Sources posts:
- CNN reports “Peeing” Tree Baffles Experts: A tree that pees? CNN is learning. In the past they would call it a "watering tree" or a "leaking tree" and no one would be interested. However, if th ...
- This is not a typo: Tree suspended for drinking on the job: The legendary Stanford University tree mascot (pictured above) was suspended from duty after UC Berkeley police observed the tree drinking from a ...
- Legal Abuse: Lawyes Tie Man to Tree and Beat Him: This is a true story that was just reported by Reuters: Lawyers tied a young man to a tree and beat him outside a courts, an official said on Wednesd ...
- Weekend Edition: Not Making It Up The Learning Curve: Two West Virginians who rode an ATV to the funeral of a man who died in an ATV accident were themselves hurt after the ceremony when their ATV hit a ...
- World’s most beautiful woman weds banana tree: Indian actress Aishwarya Rai, who 60 minutes referred to as the most beautiful woman in the world, has wed a banana tree. Seriously. Appar ...
