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Archive for June, 2007

John Stamos’ Drunken TV Interview

Friday, June 29th, 2007 by Insider

Drunk John Stamos putting a glass head on his privates and claiming to be a “two-headed monster”.
See the entire video of John’s drunken interview:

Actor John Stamos is in damage control after his bizarre Australian press junket promoting ER. The above video features Stamos sh*t-faced on a morning show called “Mornings with Kerri-Anne”. My favorite line [...]

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Fox News – Fruit-Flavored Cocaine Joins the Trend in Flavored Drugs

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 by Chad

Seriously
According to The Sacramento Bee, narcotics agents in Yolo County, Calif. arrested six people after confiscating three pounds of strawberry and coconut-flavored cocaine.
I must be getting very old because I never would have thought of this. Kudos to whoever did though, they clearly have a future in marketing (after the 50 or so years [...]

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Do people really need to be warned by the government not inject hair tonic into their penises?

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 by Insider

All I can think is “what in the world were they thinking?”.
From Metro (UK) :
Authorities in Cambodia warned men on Tuesday against do-it-yourself penis enlargement treatments, in the aftermath of a case in which a man killed himself because of the side-effects of a botched enlargement attempt.
The man reportedly had been injecting hair tonic [...]

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Best Job in the World? Here it is…

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 by Insider

Click on photo to see best damn job in the world:

Complements of the Interthing

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What kind of mother is Rosie O’Donnell?

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 by Insider

Rosie O’Donnell’s daughter “Vivi”:

I think we are witnessing a Britney-style breakdown of Rosie, something that has been in the making for a very long time.
rosie o’donnell

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Gallow’s humor, literally; Patrick Knight’s last joke is on him

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 by Insider

Here’s a good way to break up the mood at those somber execution vigils:
Patrick Knight, 39, has been soliciting jokes on the Internet and plans to tell one of them before receiving a lethal injection, Texas Department of Criminal Justice spokeswoman Michelle Lyons said on Monday.
“He says he wants to keep his execution light,” she [...]

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Independent Sources responds to reader request for more Melissa Theuriau

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007 by Insider

Dear Independent Sources:
Please run another Melissa Theuriau photo.
Signed,
Steve Slater
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Dear Steve:
Done.
Independent Sources

Photo Source: The (always worthwhile) Bastardly

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Why Bono is wrong

Sunday, June 24th, 2007 by Insider

No, I’m not talking about Zoo TV (which he was wrong) but Africa. Independent Sources’ hosting problems last week (thanks LoserPages) kept me from doing something more in depth on this topic so you’ll just get this excerpt:
The Kenyan economics expert James Shikwati, 35, says that aid to Africa does more harm than good. The [...]

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Guess what is the most popular boy’s name in Britain?

Sunday, June 24th, 2007 by Insider

Most popular British boy’s name is Jack. But the real story is what’s #2: Muhammad.
From the BBC:
The official register of names puts Mohammed at number 23, but an analysis of the top 3,000 names puts Muhammad in second place once the different spellings are taken into account.
Thomas, Joshua and Oliver rounded out the [...]

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Why You Shouldn’t Host at LunarPages

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 by A Senior Administration Official

IndependentSources was hosted at LunarPages from its inception in 2005. As of this week, we’re out of there. For the benefit of anyone researching hosting companies, here’s our tale.

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9/11 Truth Alert – Computer Simulation Shows WTC Collapsed From Controlled Demolition

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 by Chad

Oh wait, No it doesn’t. Computer simulation shows hijacked planes crashed through the twin towers, stripping fireproofing materials from the steel columns and eventually leading to their collapse.
JUST LIKE EVERY NORMAL PERSON IN THE WORLD THOUGHT!
The 3-D animation, part of a Purdue study that took 2½ half years to complete, could help [...]

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Using World of Warcraft to test Ron Paul’s economic theories

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 by Chad

On the major planks in Ron Paul’s Presidential campaign is the abolishment of the Federal Reserve and a return to the gold (or hard currency) standard. This has led to a lot of arguments on sites like Digg.com of the “That won’t work. Yes it will. You’re a moron. No you are” [...]

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Math sucks, so let’s make math students hate their lives

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 by Chad

Yeah, that’ll help em learn. At least that seems to be the theory of Social Justice Math.
Dedicated to integrating issues of social and economic justice into math instruction with questions like:
Using the data in the following table calculate the average number of monthly casualties in Iraq as if you were a pentagon spokesman. [...]

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Reuters: Polygamists give ‘Big Love’ mixed reviews

Sunday, June 17th, 2007 by Insider

“Real” Polygamists
In an undeniable signal that it was a slow news day, Reuters is reporting that the HBO series “Big Love” is not unanimously loved by real polygamists in Utah and inspires “emotions from pride to fury”.:

“There’s a certain truth to it,” said Anne Wilde, a 71-year-old widow who was part of a family of [...]

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Failing to card: Toddler served Margarita in a Sippy Cup; “Happy Hour” not just for Barney anymore

Sunday, June 17th, 2007 by Insider

The AP is reporting the story of 2-year-old Julian Mayorga who was served a margarita at an Applebees restaurant despite being 19 years shy of legal drinking age.
His mother Kim noticed that Julian was making funny faces and pushing away the apple juice he had ordered. Mayorga opened the lid of the sippy cup [...]

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