Drunk Student Beaten by Giraffe
It’s not every day that one gets to write a headline like this.

Ruta Greiciute, a 22-year-old student at Kaunas Technology University, was hospitalized with a broken collar bone and nose after the 9-year-old male giraffe, named Solut, attacked her [after she and two friends climbed into the giraffed cage after having a few drinks].
Sweet.
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May 11th, 2007 at 6:43 am
[...] ‘. Ruta Greiciute, a 22-year-old student at Kaunas Technology University in Lithuania, was hospitalized with a broken collar bone and nose after the 9-yea [...]