Not Photoshop.

How times have changed from when I was a kid when being sent to the principal’s office meant that you might get a lecture or perhaps a spanking. No fun. These days if you go to school in at least one elementary school in Illinois you just might walk into some hardcore 3-way.
How do […]

Firemanperson Steve Cole
Sometimes the funniest stuff can be found in police reports.
While we don’t want to kick a guy person while they are down, especially a public service employee, this story warrants the exposure.
The photos above and below are of Steven S. Cole, 46, Waynesville, Ohio, a volunteer fireman firefighter who was arrested after a […]

At least according to Media Matters for America. I always thought that truth was an absolute defense.
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Bryan Suits, a host on the Seattle talk radio station KVI was threatened with being Imused on air yesterday.
His crime? Discussing illegal immigration. Specifically whether it was appropriate for 58 children from […]

Sub Headline: The Real Reason New Orleans is F’d-up
What chance does this 2-year old have with a “father” like this. The only good news is that it’s hard to imagine that “dad” won’t be back in the big house before too long though it’s hard to imagine what “mom” is like if this is […]

I’m here to pick up my client
I just love stuff like this. Shows that there is harmony in the universe.

Police arrested a Wisconsin lawyer for drunken driving after he went to the station to pick up a client who had been arrested for the same offense, reports WCCO-TV, the CBS affiliate in Minneapolis.
Petri’s client, former […]

So says the Detroit News in response to the state legislature’s plan to purchase an iPod for every schoolchild in Michigan.
We have come to the conclusion that the crisis Michigan faces is not a shortage of revenue, but an excess of idiocy. Facing a budget deficit that has passed the $1 billion mark, […]

I can see getting just one vote, but to run for office and fail to even get your own vote?
Joe Selle was running unopposed for City Council of Ward 3, Missouri, but Selle and Ward 3’s other 34 registered voters all forgot that Tuesday was election day. No one voted for anyone. […]

If this turns you on and you are not a panda, please leave now.
Is the world this sick?
Now you might be wondering why I was searching for “panda porn” on a late Saturday night. I was looking for a photo to accompany this legitimate news story:
(AP) CHIANG MAI, Thailand Chuang Chuang the panda has […]

Who would have thought that they need to put those “Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work” stickers in a dentist office? And we’re not talking about in the bathroom. Here’s the story:
A British dentist was found guilty Thursday of urinating in his surgery sink and using dental tools meant for patients to clean […]

No “zero tolerance” for doo-doo throwing.
Some things should be cut and dry and not require debate. We nominate throwing human excrement at students as one of those things that should result in immediate expulsion. A Canadian school district thinks otherwise. Yes, they do things differently in Canada.
By the way, it helps if you are the […]

and no one notices until (s)he is arrested. Then the 14 year old girlfriend’s family claims that (s)he assualted and sexually molested the girlfriend.
EVERETT - An Everett woman who posed as a teenage boy was arrested Sunday for allegedly molesting a 14-year-old girl who believed the older woman was her boyfriend.
Lorelei Josephine Corpuz, 30, […]

From metro.co.uk via digg.com
[shudder]
A man has been taken to hospital in Australia after his penis and groin got caught in the machinery at a saw mill.
[…]
A spokesman for Parafield Gardens Saw Mill said: ‘He got caught in the log moving mechanism on one of the saws.’
The spokesman maintained that the man’s injuries were not serious. […]