“Hey Captain America, is that a burrito in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
Captain America, actually a Florida doctor donned in a bright blue Captain America outfit, was arrested on charges of battery, disorderly conduct, drug possession and trying to destroy evidence. (Link to story source).
On Saturday night, when a costume party full of medical professionals stopped at On Tap Cafe, police said Adamcik had a burrito stuffed below the waistband of his costume and was asking women if they want to touch it. When one refused, he allegedly took out the burrito and groped her.
Yes, Captain America’s got a burrito stuffed in his tights. (Ed. Note: A burrito? Captain America doesn’t own any socks?).
The doctor, Raymond Adamcik, is a Palm Bay family physician and was part of a pub-crawl with other medical professionals.
Everything was fine until, witnesses said, Captain America started getting too forward with a burrito he kept tucked inside his blue tights. When police arrived they asked Captain America to step outside where “the burrito was found in his boot.”
Then in a holding cell at the police station, Captain America tried to flush a joint, also hidden in his blue tights, down the toilet.
“The officer observed him try to flush something into the toilet. He tried to flush it. The officer was able to reach inside and grab part of what he tried to flush,” said Jill Frederiksen, Melbourne Police Department.
It is unclear right now whether the doctor could lose his medical license if he’s convicted.
In related news a drunk man road a horse into a bank.
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April 25th, 2007 at 8:07 am
I wonder how long he was locked up before he picked the pubes off the burrito and had lunch.