World’s most beautiful woman weds banana tree
Indian actress Aishwarya Rai, who 60 minutes referred to as the most beautiful woman in the world, has wed a banana tree.
Apparently Ms. Rai is a manglik-dosh, which is an astrolgical term meaning “screwed”. Her horoscope has Mars in a bad position and in order to marry some Indian guy who doesn’t deserve her near as much as I do. She has to marry (and possibly) divorce a peepal tree, a banana treee, or some other symbol of Vishnu.
Besides being just plain weird this ceremony has caused some controversy in India. Aishwarya is being sued because this ceremony is associated with the caste system and therefore is unconstitutional. Apparently India has never heard of the concept of Butt The F*** Out.
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I want to see the honeymoon video with her and those bananas.
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