and no one notices until (s)he is arrested. Then the 14 year old girlfriend’s family claims that (s)he assualted and sexually molested the girlfriend.

EVERETT – An Everett woman who posed as a teenage boy was arrested Sunday for allegedly molesting a 14-year-old girl who believed the older woman was her boyfriend.

Lorelei Josephine Corpuz, 30, lived for more than a year as a 17-year-old boy named “Mark,” according to papers filed in Everett District Court.

As “Mark,” Corpuz persuaded the girl’s family to let “Mark” live in their home as the girl’s boyfriend. Corpuz claimed to be an orphan, police alleged.

It wasn’t until police arrested Corpuz on Sunday on an unrelated matter that the girl and her family learned that “Mark” was a woman – and almost twice the age they were led to believe, according to court papers.

That’s when officers were told that Corpuz allegedly had beaten and sexually assaulted the girl.

“The family was very surprised to learn that this female who had presented herself as a juvenile male was in fact” an adult woman, Everett police Sgt. Robert Goetz said Tuesday.

Leaving aside for the moment the question of why the parents were allowing their 14 year old daughter’s 17 year old “boy”friend to live with her ,and also leaving aside the question of why the didn’t call the police or give “him” the boot when (s)he assualted and molested their daughter. Didn’t anyone notice any of the tell tale signs that something may have been off about this “guy”:

1. A lack of facial and bodyhair
2. Breasts
3. Doesn’t laugh at farts or the Three Stooges
4. High pitched girlish voice
5. abnormal love of shoes
6. LACK OF A PENIS

That’s all I’m saying.

source: Everett Herald

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