Alexander Craig After Having His Ass Tasered

This is a tale of a very stupid man. Like many stupid men his story ends with him getting a well-deserved tasering. Alexander Craig of Colorado Springs called 911 at least six times to tell them that he was drunk and dared the police to find him and telling them he was driving a white Ford Escort.

“Yeah, I’m drunk and driving at the same time heading down south Academy,” the man said to the dispatcher. “I called earlier and I still ain’t got nothing from you fools. I’m drunk and hammered and giving you guys clues, and you still haven’t found me.”

When asked his name, the voice said “I don’t know. I’m too hammered right now, man.”

When police did finally catch him they used a Taser to subdue him.

Several questions remain including what self respecting male would drive a Ford Escort anyway?

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