In the last week alone, a teacher was caught SMS’ing cops for pot, a principal was caught in his office watching gay porn while sitting butt-ass naked, a lesbian teacher was arrested for fondling her students, and another one was found naked in a car with a 14-year old. No wonder kids are out of control today, just look who’s teaching them.

‘Bizarre’ details emerge in Bethlehem principal’s arrest

When police entered the office of Nitschmann Middle School Principal John Acerra to arrest him for allegedly selling crystal methamphetamine, they found the 50-year-old educator naked and watching gay pornography with sex toys nearby, sources say.

Text messages land teacher in hot water

A middle school teacher trying to buy pot was arrested after she sent text messages to state trooper instead of a dealer, police said.
Trooper Trevor Pervine was at dinner with his wife and parents celebrating a birthday when his phone started buzzing with messages about a marijuana purchase.

Hot For Teacher: Seminole High Lesbian Edition

A Seminole High School teacher has been placed on paid leave after allegations by four female students that she touched and fondled them, made suggestive comments and asked them to look at pictures of nude women on her classroom computer. [Note: She’s also reported to be some sort of photographer with a lot of generic shots in her portfolio plus various shots of nude women.]

Katy Teacher Charged with Child Sex Assault

Emily Willis, 28, an eighth-grade math teacher at McDonald Junior High, was charged Monday with sex assault of a child. Willis’ legal troubles flared up when a sheriff’s deputy found her naked in the back seat of a parked car with a 14-year-old boy [and] confessed to having sex with the boy shortly after her arrest.

Sheesh. In my day a bad teacher was one that just assigned too much homework.

Update:

Kirsten Kinley, 27, a special education (apparently, very special education) teacher in Howard County, Maryland, is charged with multiple sex offenses involving a minor after a series of encounters with a 15-year-old. [Click thru to this link for the reader comments. Many of whom apparently knew the perp.

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