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Alright! Now not only can I buy friends, but they’ll be hot!!

I was never too into the social networking sites such as myspace, mainly because except for a few “Deliverance” style hillbillies I am essentially a friendless turd. An empty page or a page filled with genetic horrors sure to make the most dedicated Darwinist plead for evidence of Intelligent Design just seems pointless and depressing.

No More!

In Monday’s New York Times I learned of FakeYourSpace.com. A site where even social retards like me can have hot friends like these:

for just $.99 a month.

If I’m real lucky the girl in the green top will be open to a fake marriage for $1.50 a month, but I probably need to find another site for that.

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2 Responses to “Alright! Now not only can I buy friends, but they’ll be hot!!”

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    - myspacerip.com Says:

    York Times I learned of FakeYourSpace.com. A site where even social retards like me can have hot Posted in Independent Sources ([IMG View
    Technorati URL search] 893 links from 398 sites) by independentsources [IMG] Original post by Independent Sources and software by Elliott Back

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    Denny Says:

    Well, that is pretty weird.

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