Alright! Now not only can I buy friends, but they’ll be hot!!
I was never too into the social networking sites such as myspace, mainly because except for a few “Deliverance” style hillbillies I am essentially a friendless turd. An empty page or a page filled with genetic horrors sure to make the most dedicated Darwinist plead for evidence of Intelligent Design just seems pointless and depressing.
No More!
In Monday’s New York Times I learned of FakeYourSpace.com. A site where even social retards like me can have hot friends like these:
for just $.99 a month.
If I’m real lucky the girl in the green top will be open to a fake marriage for $1.50 a month, but I probably need to find another site for that.
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February 28th, 2007 at 5:17 am
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February 28th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Well, that is pretty weird.
But, I came in here to give you good news of great joy!
A new political party is being offered to the tens of millions of Americans who feel that both the Republican party and the Democrat party have NOT led them to achieve what they really want our government to do for them.
We want our borders secured and our immigration laws ENFORCED NOW! We want tax reform-and we want it ASAP! We want much more efficient, innovative and effective SMALLER government that gives us more bang for our hard-earned buck. We want Senate rules that currently do not allow an up or down vote for all executive appointment to the federal judiciary changed to allow a constitutional up or down vote. We want our second amendment right to keep and BEAR arms VIGILANTLY protected! We believe America’s best and brightest days are YET to come! We yearn for REAL change that PRODUCES real results that truly satisfies our good desires for our families, America’s future and our posterity. And, we want it all RIGHT NOW!
The new party is called the ‘New Republican Party’ and can be further studied at my website. This party is what we, and millions of others like us, have all been searching for…but it has never existed before…until NOW!