Harry Potter’s ‘Magic Wand’ and other things I don’t need to see
When I did this post a few days ago, I had no idea why Harry Potter was sitting in front of an obviously hot (and topless) woman but looking away from her. I know that this kid has had an unusual upbringing and all but this is just too weird. Soon after the post went up, Chad and others left comments for me that it was from some sort of horse play.*** Anyway, being a fan of the arts and all, I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt. That was until this picture showed up (and out of respect for my fans I blocked out the part where the ’sun doesn’t shine’). I don’t ever need to see his behind (let alone any man’s) so I’m back to wondering what the Hell this guy is thinking. What’s he going to do next, a reprisal of “Kiss of the Spider Woman”?

Harry Potter’s Butt has been added to the “things I don’t need to see” list.
***Chad hinted at a sicko plot but I just read that in the play Radcliffe plays stablehand Alan Strang, who blinds six horses with a metal spike after a disturbing sexual experience. Not exactly a romantic comedy.
Executives at Warner Bros, the studio behind the film versions of J K Rowling’s books, are said to have been “utterly dismayed” by publicity shots of Radcliffe naked, as well as the fact that he spends a full 10 minutes on stage without his clothes.
Perhaps the only saving grace however is that Joanna Christie, 24, who plays the stablegirl with whom he has a relationship will be butt-ass naked.
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