Anna Nicole Smith Watch: “Prince” Frederick von Anhalt Folies
Hard to imagine that there is any aspect of the Anna Nicole Smith story under-reported though I have to admit that I enjoy the respite the daily plot twists give me from the otherwise dominant coverage of Iraq, global warming, UTLA, …
This is from the latest email dispatch from Popbitch:
Among a cast of loonies, Prince” Frederick
von Anhalt has somehow managed to make himself
the most bizarre story in the whole Anna
Nicole Smith tragedy. Husband of 90 year-
old Zsa Zsa Gabor, von Anhalt is said to have
bought his title, knocked more than fifteen
years off his real age (mid 70s), laid claim
to a German castle, hit a Beverly Hills
police officer and now says he’s the father
of Smith’s baby.That would be something of a surprise. Von
Anhalt has already tried suing the makers
of Viagra for causing him to be unable to have
sex without it. Oh, and most days he can be
found standing outside Starbucks in West
Hollywood with his Rolls Royce Silver Shadow,
looking to attract the attention of the buff
boys coming out of the Boystown gyms.
Moon’s also on the story wondering who the heck hasn’t slept with Anna Nicole?
tags: anna nicole smith prince Frederick von Anhalt
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February 16th, 2007 at 10:16 am
I decided to take a poll. So far, only 54% of “America” claims to have not slept with Anna Nicole.
Of course, the results are totally “unscientific”.
February 16th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
[…] 2:49:01 PM, this is what people have to say:
[…]
February 16th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
well, i’s sorry to say that I am one of those who hasnt slept with Anna Nicole Smith, but it wasnt for lack of willingness. She was $489,000,000 worth of hot as her lawyer can attest.