I was never too into the social networking sites such as myspace, mainly because except for a few “Deliverance” style hillbillies I am essentially a friendless turd. An empty page or a page filled with genetic horrors sure to make the most dedicated Darwinist plead for evidence of Intelligent Design just seems pointless and […]

Here’s what we know and the Twinkie:

It’s 160 calories.
It’s been around since the 30s.
We liked them as kids but find them unbelievably disgusting today.

But we never really knew what they were made of. Until today that is.
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San Bernardino, a city perhaps best known for meth labs and the Hells Angeles, has been bleeding money for over a decade in its “tilting against windmills” fight against the Flesh Club, which bills itself as “Southern California’s Ultimate Showgirl Experience.” [Also, according to their website they were “Voted #1 in Nude Lap Dances,” no […]

In a word, creepy.

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The “Kentucky Fried Rat” urban legend to live another day
If the book “Fast Food Nation” wasn’t enough to ween you off fast food then this video should.
Note: The audio is half the fun of this most disturbing clip and features New Yorkers living up to their cliche characterization.

Here’s the story:

A dozen rats were caught […]

At least Chrysler has one nice looking model in its product line.
I was at a Chrysler dealership today (don’t ask) and I don’t think there is any saving the mediocracy . But Joe Sherlock, who will be familiar to the people person who reads us, came up with a plan to save Chrysler involving timeshares.
Actually, […]

Want to see what is underneath this shirt?

Soon-To-Be-Unclothed Air Force Sergeant Michelle Manhart
Well, all you have to do is buy the latest issue of Playboy Magazine. But if you are hesitant to shell out the $5 bucks (or whatever) then for FREE if you click on her picture above you can get a run […]

When I did this post a few days ago, I had no idea why Harry Potter was sitting in front of an obviously hot (and topless) woman but looking away from her. I know that this kid has had an unusual upbringing and all but this is just too weird. Soon after the post […]

In brief (aka the headlines for this story that we ended up rejecting):

* “‘Sacked’ in more ways that one”
* “First class 1in-flight services1″
* “Hardly seems fair that when I fly I have trouble getting a second bag of peanuts and this guy is getting full penetration intercourse.”
* “The hostest with the […]

From the UPI:
Police on the east end of New York’s Long Island found the body of a man dead more than a year sitting in front of his television, which was still on.
Vincenzo Riccardi, who was blind from diabetes, had apparently not been seen or heard from since December 2005, Newsday reported. But his neighbors, […]

Here is the story from the AP (via LAT):

A man who was fired by IBM Corp. for visiting an adult chat room at work is suing the company for $5 million, claiming that he is an Internet addict who deserves treatment and sympathy rather than dismissal.
There is so much wrong about this that we feel […]

Hypocrisy is not exclusive to the left or the right political spectrum, but South Korea’s leftist are really pushing the envelope to the point of absurdity.

Starving North Koreans
Typically, if are a human rights activist, it’s pretty easy to pick which side your on. The easiest targets are brutal regimes supported by the United States.
But […]

As I mentioned last week the BBC broadcast an episode of “Conspiracy Files” dealing with 9/11. Unfortunately it wasn’t carried on BBC America so I was unable to view it. If anyone locates a copy of it please let me know in the comments section.
From the preview I saw it looks […]

From Testosterona:

Dude; what’s wrong?
What is Harry Potter looking at? More specifically, what the Hell is wrong with the lad? Unless the girl is wearing a cloaking bra then he has some serious explaining to do.
I actually have no idea what this photo is (hopefully someone from Testerona will leave a comment), but if the […]