We’re writing about the Screech Sex Tape because someone has to

A sex tape with Dustin Diamond, AKA Screech from ‘Saved by the Bell,’ has surfaced in which the former TV star cavorts with two unidentified women. TMZ has a lame “preview“.
Other than the oddity of it all, is there anyone out there who has really wanted to see Screech naked, let alone doing the dirty thang?
According to SF Gate, “Diamond’s manager Roger Paul hopes the tape will raise his client’s profile and help resurrect the acting career that collapsed when “Saved By the Bell” ended in 1997.” Supposedly, Diamond has been trying to escape the Screech typecast, which raises the question “what else does he have going for him?” Why not milk that like Jimmy JJ Walker did with “Dy-no-mite!”. (Speaking of Walker, last time I saw him he was doing dry cleaning commercials in Vegas.)
College Humor chimes in with their own breakdown of the action including this:
# 33:02 - Screech attempts a sexual maneuver called the “Schlosky Bishop Block.”
When a guy like Screech is releasing a sex tape it is a sure indicator that the trend has run it’s course.
Too bad.
tags: screech
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January 14th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
I don’t think the fad will end until we see the film of Insider’s threesome with Melissa Theuriau and David Geffen.
January 19th, 2007 at 5:46 am
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