Prisioned Penis Pump Pension Payment Phlap

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The pompous “penis-pumper” who pounded the prohibited pornographic part on his peter while presiding proceedings, proposes his prosecution be pell-melled and pines for his personal pension payment though he’s in prison for prurient presentation in public. He was previously passed for parole and the probability at the next pass is puny.
Police say that the proud perp hasn’t promoted even partial penitency for his practices. The public pole pumper proclaims that the penis pump paraphernalia placed on his person became his property via a party present and that the piece hadn’t been poked by his pulsating private play part. Pure posturing and propaganda say the people prosecuting him.
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