Katie Rees, Miss Nevada USA was stripped of her title Thursday after photos of her stripping her top popped all over the Internet. Some of the damn fine photos show Katie kissing other girls (!), exposing breasts (!!!), and simulating oral sex (!!!!!!!!!) with other hot girls (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). She also shows off her tasty thong-wearin’ bootie.

Katie Rees, ex-Miss Nevada, showing she can give as well as receive

Follow this link to TMZ for an entertaining slide show or to this link to see all photos without the distracting red stars. (In fact if you read this story and don’t follow those links then something is very wrong with you.)[Update: It appears that SplashNewsOnline has taken down the offending photos either because of bandwidth issues or threatened legal issues.]

Her incredibly lucky attorney had issued the now-standard language for Miss Teens who find themselves publicly exposed.

“Katie Rees, Miss Nevada USA, wants the public to know she was 17 and had a lapse in judgment,” he said. “The actions on that evening in subject are in no way…blah, blah, blah.”

These statements are as fake as the answers the contestants give during the pageants. “I love all of the people of the world and I want to dedicate myself to helping each and everyone of them.” Sure you do. Just once I would love to hear a contestant who gets caught red-thonged to issue a truthful statement. Something like this:

“Listen, I’m hot, I know it and everyone around me knows it. I was caught having a good time, the type of good time that each and everyone of you Rosie-O’Donnell-shaped people would love to have the chance to have. Show me just one person, whose ass is as fine looking as mine in a thong, who wouldn’t show it off?”

Anyway, if pageants keep having these types of developments, we could see Miss America pageants become the next NASCAR.

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