Castro Dead, Well Dying Anyway, Again
According to Time Magazine, US Intelligence Agencies have completely disregarded my immortal undead brain eating zombie theory, and have diagnosed Fidel Castro with Terminal Cancer.
They have also completely disregarded the healing effects of Hugo Chavez’s sweet sweet lovin‘.
Given the CIA’s recent track record this of course means that Fidel is in perfect health and will live to be 969 years old. (and then of course after he dies a flood will come and wipe out all life on Earth)
Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Current Affairs, CIA
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