Thong Girl 3 Update (Mystery Solved!)
Here she is…

Don’t ask us how it is that pretty much the only person in the world who knew the URL for the Thong Girl series was our own Chad, but that’s why we love him so much. Our guess is that he knew about Thong Girl 3 having owned Thong Girl 1 and 2–but that’s just our theory.
If you haven’t been following the Thong Girl story (or “Thongate” as the movie’s director is calling it) then read this first.

If you are interested in seeing what this self-described “family friendly” film is all about then just click over to: Thong Girl Films to see the fine movie stills such as these as well as this description of the film:
While shopping at a lingerie store one day, Lana Layonme, an assistant district attorney, discovered a very special thong with magical powers. She found that by donning this unique red thong, she had the ability to fly. She also possessed superhuman strength and, much to her surprise (and initial shock) discovered that she was able to fire laser beams from her ass!
Are ass-aiming laser beams really “family friendly”? And while we are asking questions, who’s this gal and what part of her body fires weaponry?

Here is a link to the writer/director’s blog and he notes that the mayor never asked what the title of the film was. We’re not sure if this will help the mayor but as we said in the last posting on Thong Girl, any mayor who allows a Thong Girl movie to be filmed in their office earns the Independent Sources vote.
Photo source: Thong Girl Films.
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September 19th, 2006 at 10:20 pm
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September 20th, 2006 at 7:35 pm
I’m glad to see someone did the digging to uncover this.