Mark Oaten was a member of (UK) Parliament, a husband with a wife and two children, and a leader of the Liberal Democrat party.

Then his battle with hair loss drove him into the arms of a male prostitute.

Oh, and the “pressure of work and turning 40.”

It’s a little more sophisticated than Eddie Murphy’s “I was just driving through the neighborhood chatting with transexual prostitutes” explanation, but still … does anyone buy “it wasn’t me, it was my midlife crisis?”

Add this to the list of things modern women have to worry about … if your man is middle aged and losing his hair, maybe it’s not the hot young female assistant at his work that you need to keep an eye on …

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