We bring you the OhMiBod:

What customers are (really) saying about the OhMiBod:

..it did indeed rock my world.

…a new and unique way to “feel” their music.

…my music never sounded (or felt) better.

I am ordering one for everyone I know this Holiday season.

If you get bummed when your battery runs out on your iPod, imagine how the users of this device feel when the low battery indicator starts flashing?

The OhMiBod FAQs are not surprisingly somewhat surreal:

Q: How does this vibrator work?
A: Its simple. Just plug the splitter into your iPod®, mp3 or music player and then plug both your earbuds and the 5ft. freedom cord into the splitter. Connect the other end of the freedom cord to the vibrator and you are “ready to rock and roll”.

Q: How do I control the level of vibes?
A: The intensity of the vibrations are driven in part by a) the volume of the music and b) the type of music genre. Just use the volume wheel on your iPod® to adjust the level of vibes. The lower the volume the softer the vibrations, increase the volume to intensify the vibes.

Q: Do certain volume levels work better then others?
A: The sweet spot on volume is between 50% and 75% volume depending on battery strength.

Q: How do I know what music works well with OhMiBod?
A: The quick answer is that most music works well. But you want to see what has worked well for others visit our Club Vibe section on the website. From there, we have DJs who have mixed music specifically for OhMiBod. We also have links into iTunes™ where other OhMiBod users have created and posted their favorite playlists (iMixes) for you to check out and/or buy! Just search OhMiBod in the iMix section of iTunes™ store.

Speaking of surreal, given the popularity of social networking sites, OhMiBod invites you “to become part of a fun, hip community called CLUB VIBE (ohmibod.com/clubvibe), where other OMB aficionados write about their experience, trade tips, share their favorite playlists, and more.”

Do women who use vibrators really want to join a community of other vibrator users? I guess so.

How does YouTube play in this space?

tags: ipod ohmibod vibrator

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