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Pandora Peaks for President

Mimi Miyagi has lost her bid for Nevada Governor and both she and Mary Carey have ignored my offer to run a stealth write in campaign for Washington Senator, replacing Maria Cantwell. Therefore I am shifting my sites to the 2008 Presidential race and suggesting Pandora Peaks for President.

Pandora Peaks has four main advantages as a presidential candidate:

1. She is attention getting when she wraps herself in the American flag:

2. She clearly supports the Military:

3. During G8 and WTO negotiations she would be so distracting that America could probably get whatever we wanted:

4. Both Pandora Peaks for President and President Pandora Peaks are lyrically pleasing.

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8 Responses to “Pandora Peaks for President”

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    Charles Bannerman Says:

    Hold on Chad, anything more than a mouth full is wasted.
    Chuck

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    i would vote 4 her

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    Ms.DDD's Lover Says:

    I will do anything for my Mistress Pandora. She’ll make the BEST President this country has ever had. My loyalities and all my love are only for Mistress Pandora. The President-Elect is my Queen, and I am her slave.

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