Pandora Peaks for President
Mimi Miyagi has lost her bid for Nevada Governor and both she and Mary Carey have ignored my offer to run a stealth write in campaign for Washington Senator, replacing Maria Cantwell. Therefore I am shifting my sites to the 2008 Presidential race and suggesting Pandora Peaks for President.
Pandora Peaks has four main advantages as a presidential candidate:
1. She is attention getting when she wraps herself in the American flag:
2. She clearly supports the Military:
3. During G8 and WTO negotiations she would be so distracting that America could probably get whatever we wanted:
4. Both Pandora Peaks for President and President Pandora Peaks are lyrically pleasing.
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August 22nd, 2006 at 10:14 am
Hold on Chad, anything more than a mouth full is wasted.
Chuck
August 29th, 2006 at 6:51 pm
i would vote 4 her
August 29th, 2006 at 7:07 pm
I will do anything for my Mistress Pandora. She’ll make the BEST President this country has ever had. My loyalities and all my love are only for Mistress Pandora. The President-Elect is my Queen, and I am her slave.
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