WD40 + Supersoaker = Alien Killing Goodness
Remember Aliens?
Remember thinking man I am boned if the Aliens ever make it to Earth, cuz I don’t have a flamethrower?
Fret no more dear Alien fighting warrior. All it takes is WD40, a Supersoaker, and more balls than brains and you’re set.
DO NOT try this at home. It is dangerous. If you do and are maimed, disfigured or die, tough; you were told not to do it.
[wow, echoes of childhood]
via Uneasy Silence
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