I Knew Fidel And Hugo Chavez Were Getting It On
Yesterday:
‘’A friend tells us that just a few hours ago, upon visiting the Comandante who was briefly dispatching some business, he witnessed some good news that he enthusiastically summed up in one sentence: ‘The Caguairan has risen,”’ the paper said in a three-paragraph report.
Since the mental image that immediately springs to mind is Chavez in a red lace teddy and heels maybe it’s better that the New York Times still hasn’t provided pictures. Not that there is anything wrong with Hugo and Fidel getting their freak on, but I don’t want to see Kathy Bates in lingerie either and she is way up the attractiveness scale from Hugo Chavez
Today: Photographic Evidence
Tell me that’s not a sex toy. Go on tell me.
Update: Cuban newspaper confirms
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August 15th, 2006 at 7:03 pm
SUN OF THE BITCH YOUR MOTHER SUCKS USA SUCKS LIVE OSAMA WILL KILL YOU
August 15th, 2006 at 9:09 pm
So Tucuki does that mean you disagree with the post?
August 16th, 2006 at 4:17 am
not really, it was funny, but you know im arab so i have to make me look angry all the time..
August 16th, 2006 at 4:22 am
OK, just making sure. The Osama will kill you part was kinda sending mixed signals.
September 16th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
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November 10th, 2006 at 2:47 am
…we are really just good friends… [IMG hugo-and-fidel.jpg] Remind me never to visit Venezuela or Cuba…. tt - Independent Sources