Immortal Brain Eating Zombie option looking less likely

It has been 13 days since Fidel Castro temporarily turned over power to his brother Raul. Since then neither has been seen in public, prompting speculation (again…) of Fidel’s demise or his entry into the ranks of the damned as an Immortal Brain Eatring Zombie.

(Off topic I think I am changing my name to Raul so I can make eveyone pronounce it Rooowwwwuulll. How cool would that be?)

The question should now be answered because Hugo Chavez has brought us word straight from the horse’s ass I mean horse’s mouth I mean Castro’s lips.

According to Chavez, Castro is alive but in a great battle for his life, but his first thought as always is the people:

“Among other things Fidel told me … ‘I keep saying Chavez, God help Chavez and his friends,’ Chavez said.”

That seems rather strange from an atheist but OK I guess we can accept it, but it does definately rule out the Brain Eating Zombie theory as all they can say is “MMMMM Brains”

Update 8/13/06: Castro still alive with pictures to prove it

Update 8/14/06: Photographic Evidence Fidel and Hugo are getting it on.

Update: Cuban newspaper confirms

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