Some would call this Egyptian theme park the worst park in the world; we call it breath-takingly unique!
Egypt’s “Positively Post-Apocalyptic” Theme Park
Fantazy Land in Alexandria in Egypt is a decrepit, creepy, rundown kidzone. Phrases like “dirty as hell” and “ripped off” came to the mind of the intrepid visitor to this hell hole version of Disneyland. Let the photos from Theme Park Review tell the story and then follow the link for the full set.
Please note that Independent Sources has added some more-positive sounding descriptions to the photos in the hope that you do not judge this third world park too harshly.
A magical and charming tone is set by a fine stone work entrance that ushers in would-be fun-seekers!
The delightful entrance building towers over the neighboring fairytale dreamscape providing stunning vistas from a viewpoint of almost 3 stories!
A high-speed futuristic monorail system provides guests with spectacular aerial views of the lush park grounds
Not just dazzling “fantazy” but also breathtaking thrill rides too!
Beautiful lakes sprinkle the property and the azure waters serve to cool the soul
Convenient open-air stands sell quality souvenirs and keepsakes
Rediscover the childlike joys of firing AK-47’s as you did during the intifada
Eat your heart out Disneyland!
Maybe Mr. Art L. should approach them about adding a Paradize Island!
tags: theme park disneyland egypt
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August 11th, 2006 at 8:18 am
Good grief!! Aaaghghgh!! Not fun park, not even a park. What’s with the guard-towers??